Time to crack open the ole Distractopedia and see if Bob, Mark, and Wade can match the correct (and severely cursed) WikiHow image to it's title. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wade shines the spotlight on Bob and Mark to showcase their hidden talents and their envy of other people's talent. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

After years of excruciating research and archaeological breakthroughs, the long lost Distractible ad reads have finally being unearthed! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Step aside Wade and Mark, it's time for Bob to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words"... again... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Are conspiracy theories a game to you?! Good, because that's exaclty what Mark has turned them into. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

(WARNING: NSFW) Distractible: Bridging the gap between porn and podcasts since 2024. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Step aside Wade, it's time for Mark to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words." Maybe... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Please don't talk to us, talk to Wade instead. He's the extrovert. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bob, Mark, and Wade reflect on the little victories and major milestones they've had over the years. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The question stills needs answering, and the dudes are here to finally solve it...again: Big or Small? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shhh! There's a new, secret twist to this sequel of the classic Distractible episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bob, Wade, and Mark reveal themselves as the master debaters they really are. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Would you still love Distractible if it was a worm? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Distracted Dudes Look Dumb Doing Daunting Dictions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The inner machinations of Wade's mind is an enigma... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This salty Distractible episode uses cookies, which may or may not be made by secretive elves. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wade, Mark, and Bob embark on a mission to design the perfect mascot for Distractible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Red red dye, goes to Mark's head. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bob, Mark, and Wade make sweet sweet music with each other. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I stupid. You stupid. He/she/me, stupid. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Because the only money you should be spending is at distractiblestore.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The guys have seen a lot of good and bad things in their time. Especially Wade, since he’s such an ancient being. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Happy Birthday Mark! To celebrate, we made some non-artificially dyed punch that you can soak up with your balls! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bob successfully destroys Mark and Wade's egos with trivia. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wade desperately seeks help from the guys to update Billy Joel's classic hit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The guys finally return back to the place where it all began. (With special guest star: Momiplier) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Buckle up, grab your popcorn, and call the best lawyer you know. Because it's time for a Distractible Road Trip to the movies! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Captain Mark, First Mate Bob, and Wade board the S.S. Distractible to sail the seven seas in search of the ultimate treasure: new laws for the constitution. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

So it's come to this... all the drama, the chapstick, the baldness. Now, it's just Wade, Bob, Mark, and a gun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Must... have... a peaceful... and not... rage filled... game episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wade attempts to lower the self esteems of Mark and Bob. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

100 women vs the 3 dudes. Also Mark can't spell. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

THEY'RE TRYING TO STOP US! TAKE THIS EPISODE, STUDY IT'S CONTENT, AND PROTECT IT AT ALL COSTS! DO IT NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LA- *offline* Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mark doesn't want to live forever, he just wants to see how much living his body can take. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wade honors your mom, Bob gets harassed by a spider, and Mark has a very special announcement. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

There is no excuse for not listening to Distractible. Except maybe when driving... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Old Mark-plier had a farm. E. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Time to give Bob a taste of his own medicine, and drive Mark even more towards insanity, with another round of 20 Questions! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bob challenges Wade and Mark to a relaxing (not at all rage inducing) game of 20 Questions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What could be worse than not listening to Distractible? Trick question, there is nothing worse. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Is Wade cursed? Probably. Time to do something about it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Once upon a time, in the land where podcasts remain, Mark and Wade write very strange stories for Bob's son James. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Grab your mugs filled with covid water and maple syrup, because Wade has got a doozy of a story for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Still technologically impaired Wade guesses which random descriptions are real vs artificially made. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Technologically impaired Wade guesses which cursed images are real, and which are artificially made. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We've finally done it. We've created the perfect Distractible episode that will surely bring this podcast to #1 across the universe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wade, Bob, and Mark talk all things deadly and what it means to live life to the fullest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mark forces Bob and Wade at knife point to go against their common sense. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Coming to an IMAX theater near you: Revenge of the Naked Licking VTuber Professors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's getting harder to recognize the guys through all that gray hair and wrinkles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

With great power, comes great Distractibility. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Open the door, get on the floor, everybody milk your dinosaur. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mark is running out of pants, so Bob and Wade are his only hope. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In a world of surge pricing, beanie babies, Kit-Kats, and sperm, Distractible always prospers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Are we living in a simulation? The dudes venture down the rabbit hole to finally discover the truth... maybe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hey Mark, why the long face? Maybe the internet has some wholesome and definitely not horrific answers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Time makes you bolder, video games get older, and the guys are getting older too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mark uses his new Apple Vision Pro for what it was designed for: terrifying Facetimes and VR porn. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This episode has something for everyone: TIkTok miners, Warhammer PowerWashing, and boat sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

AI Will Smith, Helldivers 2, and listening to your heart. That's what Distractible is really all about. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wyoming has come to save us all with it's rare earth elements! And get your bald caps ready, because Wade has a special message just for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mark, Bob, and Wade meet Jesus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Three hosts, one episode. After nearly two years, the floor is finally open to lay down the law and finish the first Constitution of Distractible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

They conquered the “Escape Room,” they outsmarted the “Riddle Realm,” but can Mark and Bob survive the treacherous challenges that await them in the “Wade Games?” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

All hail, Wade. Wade is the king of Distractible. This is his episode, his kingdom. Everything is great. We are definitely not being held against our will. All hail, Wade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The stories just keep getting weirder in the Distractible NEWS HQ. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oh boy! Here comes Dr. Bob with a brand new test for Mark and Wade to see which of them have what it takes to be a "real boy." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mark, Bob, and Wade discuss those new fangled flying machines the young folk are talking about. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What does Walmart, ramen, the amish, and CSI: Miami have in common? Find out in this important BREAKING NEWS episode "live" from the Distractible studio. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Players Bob (420), Mark (069), and Wade (000) discuss which childhood games would be perfect for Squid Game competitions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mark is here to introduce to you and the guys the greatest game that the podcast world has ever witnessed: Chess 3! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We interrupt this usual podcast schedule to bring you some breaking news headlines. Let's go "live" in the studio with Mark, Bob, and Wade to get the hottest scoops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Pull up a chair with lumbar support and pour yourself a cup of weak tea. Because it's time for the guys to face the facts that they are getting older. But only one can be the oldest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You asked, we listened. This episode has one goal: to make Wade the winner. We wouldn't want to disappoint the subreddit, would we? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Would Mark, Bob, or Wade eat each other to survive? Find out during this wittle intewectual talk hosted by phiwosopher Wade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hop back into Bob's living room as the dudes discuss Mark's new hobby, Wade's YouTuber secrets, and a whole lot of pee. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bob, Mark, and Wade reflect on the times when they instinctively knew what to do. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wade's gifts, Bob's holes, and Mark's superpowers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Take a seat with the dudes in Bob's living room and join this casual conversation about improv mishaps, 3D porn shows, and... (drumroll) Mark's lenses. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The guys decide to put their reputations on the line. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wade, Mark, and Bob talk about their new year resolutions, what they wish they accomplised last year, and do a WHOLE lot of stretching. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Happy New Year! Naturally, the guys celebrate by taking an existential journey down the dystopian rabbit hole of linking human brains with AI. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bah, Humbug! Now that Christmas is over, the guys can finally express all of their least favorite parts of the holiday season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Twas the episode on Christmas, and all through the podcast: Bob sings weird carols. Wade gets harassed. Mark talks about lenses. Isn't that a surprise? Merry Christmas to all, from your favorite three guys. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wade, Bob, and Mark recount memories of painful, embarrassing, ballsy and butt-y moments of stupidity. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Let out your best maniacal laugh for Bob, Mark, and Wade as they explore their villainous alter egos and compete for a seat on the "Evil League of Evil!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mark, Bob, and Wade are gonna show you how to make serious bank and get rich fast with these totally legit and definitely NOT illegal tips. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's time to finally open up the Distractible Vault, and take a peak at some unused bits that never saw the light of day... until now. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wade, Bob, and Mark talk about how they balance stress, relaxation, and work ethic in their day to day lives. Also everything Mark says is wrong, and we have science to prove it (we think). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hear us out. And when we're done, don't say anything. Bob, Mark, and Wade discuss their philosophical opinions on past, present, and future generations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Is power washing a sport? Either way, the hosts of "Go! My Favorite Sport Team" get down and dirty, then clean in this new episode of PowerWash Pals. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wade, Bob, and Mark put holiday characters head to head with each other, to see who comes out on top. But who could possibly beat the derisiveness of the clever confectionery that is the "Gingerdead Man?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Look deep into our eyes... what do you see? Nothing? Yep, that pretty much sums up today's episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A.I. is going to take over sooner or later, so the guys may as well use it's suggestions for episode topics. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dr. Markiplier completely legitimately and credibly screens Bob and Wade for ADHD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome to another PowerWash Pals Powerwashing Podcast. This time with another "and friend," Bob. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wade tells the epic story of his terrifying journey to pick up and deliver a wedding cake. Plus the guys reminisce about the nostalgic things they miss from their younger-years. After all, they are getting older. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The guys talk Mark's volcano scare, bad airports, and the voices animals would have if they could speak. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mark takes Wade through his first time playing PowerWash Simulator. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wade, Mark, and Bob talk about bullsh*t. That's pretty much it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mark's all out of ideas, Bob is confused and scared, and Wade actually tries for once. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bob, Wade, and Mark attempt to separate fact from fiction, venturing into the curious world of conspiracy theories. Maybe even a little too far... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

As we enter the Thanksgiving season, the guys start with discussing what things make them say NO THANKS! And yeah, Mark's eye surgery is on my list too... (VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What are "Ghosts?" Are they real? If so, what are they made of? Watch as the guys try to solve the mysteries of the spiritual world. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

From Michael Myers, to Freddy Krueger, to Nemesis, to the Gingerdead Man, who comes out on top as the ultimate horror villain? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Are Bob and Wade's knowledge of horror tropes as particular and knowledgable as Mark's? Find out on today's spooky gameshow... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ah! You scared me! But what does it take to scare the guys? Find out as Wade, Mark, and Bob discuss what makes something truly horrifying. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Yes, Mark has obsessions. And many times, those obsessions are expensive. Today we find out if Bob and Wade have any obsessions that they feel are worth the questionable cost. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bob makes Mark and Wade take personality tests. They discuss how accurate their results are and if they were even worth doing in the first place... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The wickedly talented Wade enlists his contestants to find their favorite giraffes-- I mean gaffes, sorry. Find out if Mark and Bob actually listen to their host or if the episode becomes one big gaffe in itself. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mark elicits Bob and Wade to give him advice for a variety of average problems. Of course, they can't give true legal council, so they give illegal or otherwise unscrupulous solutions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bob and Wade punish Mark. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mark rips off Bob and Mandy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Breaking News: Wade challenges Bob and Mark to go out in the field to find the most juicy, mind-blowing, and controversial news stories that are sure to make headlines... probably. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

If points were breakfast, our ulotrichous host allows but a jentacular tittynope for our nonplussed contestants to fight over. Find out what that insane sentence means on today's episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mark explains his nearly inexplicable hatred toward a redditor who posts high resolution pictures of the moon and wonders if Bob and Wade have any similar situation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Put on your Drew Carey glasses, hawaiian shirts, and bald caps! This episode is an homage to the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Do Mark and Wade have the knowledge and friendship to escape Bob's magical, whimsical, and sometimes sexual universe of puzzles? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In quintessential Distractible fashion, Wade asks Mark and Bob questions which their "distractible" nature makes quite difficult to answer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mark's reign continues, but this episode honestly goes in D Tier for: "Didn't We Already Do This One?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today Mark has two random friends on the pod to talk about his favorite things: hard drives, weird news, and space. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The King of FNAF himself hosts another Tier List, acting as arbiter for divvying up the "citizens" of his domain. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

An extremely enthusiastic Wade invites Bob and Mark to ponder several philosophical questions and ends up with varying results... but does anything really "end" anyway? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Whatever these guys are doing, they're definitely doing it wrong. Watch as Bob, Mark, and Wade discuss the various things they do wrong on a daily basis. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bird hit window. Mouse in pool. Raccoon with... Grandma? Some time animal in place it shouldn't. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

There's no place like home. But what makes a place feel like home? Is it the memories? The amenities? Or maybe it's Ohio. Yeah, it's probably just Ohio. Also, have any of you seen Baldermort anywhere...? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Reddit nemesis Marq-Eye-Blier urges his fellow burls to pitch him their best (and worst) Distractible episode ideas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The guys answer classic icebreakers, but with the caveat that their dice roll must correspond to the quality of their answer. This ep's obviously a 'natty 20. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's time to once again venture into the great unknown world of tic-tac ships and octopuses/octopi, and see if the recent UFO Congressional hearings mean that there truly is life elsewhere in our universe... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wade singing songs, Bob becoming Guru Harold, Mark not being able to stop talking about AI: find out where the burls would rate the subreddit's favorite podcast bits! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Reading? Reading books? Ever heard of it? Mark, Bob, and Wade definitely have. They do it all the time... For sure. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The age old debate among computer users FINALLY gets addressed... which is better: Macs or PCs? Watch as Bob and Wade debate over which one of Mark's computers should be destroyed IMMEDIATELY. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We mean it this time. WE QUIT! Not really... but watch as Bob, Wade, and Mark share their spooky, dangerous, and embarrassing professions that made them decide to quit and move forward. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Guess what's probably lurking inside of you right now? That's right... Microplastics! Mark hosts as Bob & Wade go head to head in the ultimate debate of whether these tiny invaders are destroying or benefiting our planet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's getting emotional up in here, as Wade hosts and asks the guys what films, music, and games hit them right in the feels. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The guys are FINALLY back! But where have they been? Listen as Mark talks about his emotional adventure from the ER to South Korea, and Bob blames Wade on Twitter for the missing episodes. #blamewade Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This is NOT Weird Part 4, I repeat, this is NOT Weird Part 4... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today on Distractible, the guys find out how Mark's Birthday connects to their most profound moments of love. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What YouTubers are ~our YouTubers~ subscribed to? Hear their niche and fascinating channel recommendations on today's show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

But of course! The third member of the Distractible trifecta must also guide a chat about ~the weird~. This time, it's weird real estate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Internet issues, Mark being chaotic, Wade being teased, and Bob talking about TikTok trends. Yeah... sounds like a weird, completely unique episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wade listing off some of Earth's most bizarre animals leads Bob and Mark to get weird in their own ways. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mark urges the guys to dig deep and find moments in their past full of unbridled rage... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

College, customer service calls, pyramid schemes: today the guys discuss the things they weren't ready for when heading into adulthood. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today the topic is effectively chosen by YOU, the listeners and viewers! Will your personal question be answered? Listen to find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Xbox vs Playstation, LeBron vs Jordan, Skyline vs Gold Star... A lot of times, strong opinions can be silly, no matter how competitive or passionate people get about them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The boys obsess over their current favorite gadgets, gizmos, and doodads. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A lighter turn from last episode, today the dudes dive into what they hope the future holds for civilization 100 years from now. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today, the guys discuss the ramifications of recent updates in AI. Did ChatGPT write this, or is this something a human would say? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Surprise! It's a Distractible bonus episode! This one's a classic Distractible bit from "the vault." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The topic is hypocrisy and they barely talk about their hypocrisies??? Hypocrites! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You can shapeshift into anyone, EXCEPT yourself... You become the most beautiful person on earth, BUT you are only as smart as a 3rd grader... You get to be apart of your favorite movie, BUT you have to be the antagonist... Find out if the guys would press those buttons and say yes to these fun, funny, and occasionally dark scenarios. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A wheel, a random topic generator, and a timer: sounds like a Mark episode, doesn't it? Nope, somehow it's a Wade episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mark throws it back to the guys' old livestreaming format, Wade calls in from vacay, and Bob flips his lid... or should I say... doesn't? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wade gets a ~rise~ out of Mark and Bob by making them argue about bread. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The boys talk Ohio like only true Ohioans can! Plus, another member of Distractible finds out they have ADHD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Two hosts! One of them speaks in riddles, the other speaks in rhymes... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today, Mark and Wade die. Yes, you read that right. And Bob, the celestial arbiter, decides what becomes of them: the good place or the bad place? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mark gives this borrowed Rooster Teeth game format his own unhinged spin, pitting an unknowing Wade against a mischievous Bob. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Much like his fashion sense, Wade's topic today is... just a random collection of things he threw together. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bob, Mark, and Wade reminisce, cringe, and sing about some of their first experiences. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The dudes are back to continue where they left their all-telling game of Would You Rather. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wade celebrates his birthday (sort of) by continuing the burls' video game tier list. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mark and Wade compete, pitching various monuments, achievements, and artifacts, hoping to make them onto Bob's list for the seven new wonders of ~their~ world. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today, supremely confident host, Wade, challenges contestants Mark and Bob to get vulnerable and talk about the insecurities around their achievements. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

If you can believe it, today the constantly distracted boys ~attempt~ to guide each other in some calming and vaguely focused meditations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joking jokers joking about jokers and joker-ing each other's jokers... but, trust us, it's fair. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mark and Wade are getting married?!? Well, not exactly, but Bob still wants them to get to know each other using a fun wedding shower game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Heads or tales, good or bad, riddles or rhymes?!? Find out on today's episode... Also, Wade has Covid.  P.S. Don't forget to look out for another new Distractible episode Friday! Episodes will release Mondays AND Fridays from now on! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Good evening gentle... viewers?!? We have a very special announcement to make: Distractible is now a Spotify Video Exclusive podcast!! Watch Video Now | Only on Spotify P.S. New episodes Mondays... AND Fridays! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A special mid-week episode, today the guys celebrate their first VIDEO PODCAST (video available only on Spotify!), by digging through the r/AmItheAsshole reddit page! P.S. New episodes will continue Mondays AND Fridays moving forward! Prepare to be doubly distracted... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Another classic Wade episode with an excellent topic (making the ideal video game!) which goes horribly wrong (no one can decide on anything!). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The guys star in an improvised musical about... video game news... or anything on the Internet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On a more serious note, the guys discuss the metaphorical mask, which social situations we put on masks, and whether those masked versions of us are truly us... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

One of us speaks in riddles...the other speaks in rhymes...and the other one hosts a conversation surrounding uncomfortable early job stories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Who is the better friend? Today, Bob and Wade's friendship with Mark is put to the test care of some Mark-based trivia! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A major tone switch from last week, today Wade makes Mark and Bob parse through strange and hilarious scenarios such as having the worst super power, living in a clown-ruled Earth, and many more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bob recounts the unexpected and emotionally taxing circumstances surrounding his new son's birth. Listener discretion advised (pregnancy complications, surgery, hospitals, postpartum panic/anxiety, etc...). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Inspired by a r/Distractible subreddit post, the guys discuss things that give them the ever illusive, yet always unnerving "ick." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bob gives us an update on his new baby, James, then pivots the conversation to memory. What were some of the guys' first memories? How does memory actually work? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You know the guys are getting older, but have they tried to convince you their bad habits are actually good yet? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bob and Wade derail Mark's aspirational search for the perfect day upon which to base your life in the new year and beyond. -- Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/distractible to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 months for free! It’s completely risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wade's Secret Words, but this time there's only a single word: Christmas. -- Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/distractible to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 months for free! It’s completely risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bob takes Mark and Wade through a list of strange, unorthodox, and disgusting anti-aging methods to decide if the treatments are worthwhile. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wade's emotional rollercoaster of a story takes center stage as he explains the strange coincidences surrounding a close call with his beloved cat. Listener discretion advised (i.e., death, euthenasia, losing pets, etc.). Oh, and also Bob gives a fridge update. -- Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/distractible to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 months for free! It’s completely risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today Bob's story of Google Glass inspires Mark and Wade to find great stories of failure in history. -- Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/distractible to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 months for free! It’s completely risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today the guys celebrate Thanksgiving with genuine outpourings of gratitude, which host Mark of course converts to numerical point values. -- Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/distractible to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 months for free! It’s completely risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bob forces Mark and Wade to pick their poison, having to decide between several pairs of awful scenarios. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mark invites Bob and Wade to alternate playing the devil's advocate for a variety of agreed upon, and not so agreed upon social norms and behaviors. - Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/distractible to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 months for free! It’s completely risk-free with Nord’s 30-day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today the guys compile another contentious tier list, this time Halloween themed! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Recorded live and with the guys in the same room for the first time in 5 years, today Wade throws it back to tour with a favorite improv game... CHANGE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What is better, big or small? Today the guys decide once and for all by giving their personal opinions prompted by Bob's list of items. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today the guys troll specific media fandoms by giving them hot take bait. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The guys share awkward spa stories, then rank the best/worst places to be naked. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bob's hot take on Pokémon... Markiplier's true feelings on Five Nights at Freddy's... Find out where the guys these games and many more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In the spirit of the Distractible LIVE episodes on the Distractible YouTube channel, Mark takes Bob and Wade through a variety of headlines and news articles... riffing ensues. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Why humans sleep, the creation of the universe, alien life: today the guys attempt to solve these great mysteries... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

First kisses, funny dances, going on stage: today the guys talk certain songs that transport them to specific life moments. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Door-to-door salesmen, house parties going too far, love at first sight: today the guys talk about the accuracy of their gut feelings. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Instead of dual hosting, Mark and Wade compete in a secret game of their own, leaving Bob in the dark. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bob prompts Mark and Wade to share their favorite gameshows, then surprises them with his very own show: "Are You Morons?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The legendary Raising Cane's, the classic McDonalds, the scarce Fazoli's: see where the boys rank these and many other fast food spots! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mark whips up a new timed gamemode where Bob and Wade race to Google topics. The slower they take to find their topic, the more points they get deducted and added to the winner's pot... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The boys play Hot or Not: Bucket List Edition, plus share some of their personal Bucket List items. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Aladdin Exception, Ghost Kitchens, Snowden & The NSA: today the guys dive deep (but hopefully not too deep) into some of their favorite conspiracy theories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bob shares the story of Sir Hugh Beaver, while Mark and Wade fight to find the most shocking and disturbing World Records. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mark leaves things up to chance in this new game-mode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bob and Wade trade stories about summer injuries, while Mark shares a story about... um, Penis Man? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wade creates a new point system pitting Bob's laughter against Mark's laughter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The guys play a game of "Morals OR No Morals?" and end up focusing on the latter... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mark and Wade play Daddy, teaching little Bob life lessons in only the ways they can. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Labyrinthian healthcare services, customer service "assistance," and unobserved restaurant reservations: today the guys rant about getting screwed!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Those times where rage and annoyance get transformed in the most interesting and productive of ways. Show 'em who's boss! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this new episode format, Judge Wade lets listeners in on his special point system, but leaves Mark and Bob in the dark as they scramble to collect as many points as possible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Junk food, the Scary Movie franchise, The Fall of Slenderman, sometimes things are so bad that they come back around to being good. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The 10th Planet, tic-tac ships, and tardigrades, today the guys launch into the great unknown to discuss potential evidence for life elsewhere in our universe... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today the guys discuss fears of things yet to come... Plus, Mark tries to keep Wade on topic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Completing "In Space with Markiplier,” bad auto-tune TikToks, nostalgic games by The Minnesota Educational Computing Consortium, today the guys dive into what gives them a serotonin boost. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Inspired by the previous Distractible episode “Hill I Will Die On,” the guys scour the subreddit (r/distractible) and discuss listeners’ most upvoted hills to die on. Visit the Distractible Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/distractible/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wade wonders where he and the guys got their confidence, while Mark and Bob share their tips and tricks for public speaking and dealing with self-doubt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bob hosts while Wade reveals his secrets for Cincinnati Bengals' success and Mark theorizes how compulsions might come from “the simulation.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Quitting jobs, sneaking porn, having a run-in with the police, today the guys chat about times they upset their parents. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The guys reminisce about hilarious, chaotic, and pet-related memories. Prepare for poop pick-up! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Prepare for a lot of hot takes... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Love them or hate them, we live in a world of advertisements. Today the guys discuss nostalgic commercials, the psychology behind ads, and how they approach recording their own. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

By the way, Wade’s dogs are doing fine. Thanks for asking. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Happy Valentine’s Day! Today the guys show their devotion by answering The New York Times “36 Questions that Lead to Love.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today the guys trade stories about losing embarrassing amounts of cash from Craigslist scams, mobile games, yard sale finds, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A search for the funniest joke leads the guys down a path of sticking classic joke set-ups into AI word generators, with hysterical results! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Inspired by the Stanford marshmallow experiment, Mark challenges Bob and Wade to think up wild solutions for keeping kids from eating candy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

From nose picking to cigarette smoking, as 2022 begins the guys discuss their worst habits. This one’s a real nail-biter! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mark’s late-night descent into the “distressingmemes” subreddit spawns discussion of scary stories, including Bob and Wade’s favorite Cryptids. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The guys discuss their cooking mishaps and oddly satisfying food creations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mark’s bizarre sleeping schedule, Bob drinking an entire handle of vodka, Wade… jogging? Today the guys discuss self-improvement and whether New Year’s is overrated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The guys dive into how disturbing and strange some holiday traditions really are. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bob challenges Mark and Wade to prove that humanity is ultimately good. It doesn’t go too well… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mark shares the story of a pilot who crashed his plane seven times, inspiring Bob and Wade to find similar tales of perseverance despite ridiculous failure. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Campfire guitar guy, the gamer guy with a bad mic, Crypto Bros, Florida Man… you know, that guy. Which “guy” are our guys? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The guys discuss adolescent sneakiness, food revelations, and more Jeff Bezos! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Birds falling from the sky, climate change, solar flares, Jeff Bezos... What will be humanity's ultimate demise? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Let’s face it: Mark, Bob, and Wade are getting… up there. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sharks, stage freight, and snapping your leg like Joe Theismann: today the guys discuss their fears and come to the conclusion that the opposite of a fear is a fetish. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The spelling of certain words, sex ed miscommunications, examples of the Mandela Effect: the guys humbly admit when they were wrong... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The guys discuss crazy roller coasters and amusement park rides, plus describe what their hypothetical "Euthanasia Coaster" would consist of... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wade hosts as Bob shares his insane movie theatre dating scare and Mark recounts how the only date idea he had in high school was just driving around. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Coffee stunting your growth, gum staying in your stomach forever, fairy tales spawning from the truth, the guys discuss the lies their parents told them and how they're still influenced by it as adults. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The guys discuss their life paths, including career goals, turning points, and what job they would have during the Zombie Apocalypse… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Following the first ever tie episode, Mark and Bob attempt sharing host responsibilities, while Wade regales with tales of great and not so great eats. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The guys recount their night terrors, the first they remember and the ones that recur. Plus, they explore how memory relates to dreams. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tough sports coaches, rude fast-food customers, and criminals getting their comeuppance, the guys discuss all of their moments of revenge and defiance at those who dared to cross them.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The guys discuss their bathroom close calls. Expired meat and hospital visits included. Underwear left behind... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The guys give absolutely the worst advice on how to make a best friend... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week the guys talk about the future: expectations vs. reality. What did people in the past predict the future would be like? Were they accurate? Will we be accurate if we attempt to do the same…? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bob hosts, hoping Mark and Wade will discuss how they want their funerals to be. Instead, Mark offers “Santa’s Big Goodbye” and Wade describes what a Jackass funeral would be like! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The guys trade stories about how dumb kids can be: from inventing stupid games, to playing with banned toys, to somehow making it through all of it without a scratch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week Mark, Wade and Bob answer the age-old hypothetical question: what is the "perfect crime?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In front of a "live" Discord audience, the guys discuss synchronicities, déjà vu, mind-reading, and hive minds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wade hosts as Bob and Mark share some classic “hold my beer” moments from their college days… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this episode of the pod, the guys get nostalgic for conventions and all the good and bad that come with them. From notable failed attempts, to bizarre themes (like "pizza" and "baby"), to post-COVID predictions, conventions hold a special place in Mark, Bob, and Wade's hearts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bob RAGES while telling a story about trying to get a new fridge installed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mark hosts as Bob and Wade trade scary stories. For Bob, it's a strange woman who catches children who stay out too late. For Wade, a true story about how the night after watching “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” may have been scarier than the movie itself! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bob prompts a discussion about technology that blurs the lines of reality in this hilarious episode full of gadget scams, 00’s game nostalgia, and if the mute button could exist for real life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mark recounts the legend of an insane creature from the Rocky Mountains. Bob explains how his formative kayaking trip almost ended like a horror movie, and Wade...well, Wade just does what Wade does... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bob hosts as Wade and Mark make their predictions on what the next major form of transportation will be, taking many wrong turns in the process... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mark hosts while Wade and Bob one-up each other's concepts for eliminating body odor, debate the true number of human senses, and remember nostalgic aromas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today the guys discuss all things hair (and the lack there of)! They warn of the dangers of hair removal, explore the strange hair trends of ancient Greek statues, and discuss sci-fi scenarios where the elite harvest hair and organs from the less fortunate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices