Can the gang heist a chariot?

The gang sets up the perfect plan to infiltrate the chariot chop shop.

The gang takes a some long overdue r & r.

The gang confronts the High Roller.

The gang reports back to Porklan Shanks after a good old fashion botch job.

The gang busts into brownbird estate.

The gang plays it way too close to the wire.

The gang gets caught up in the contract posting of a lifetime.

Carson Garrett is back but is very, very small.

The gang attempts to solve a riddle for more of the episode than you'd expect - then springs Dohm free.

the gang breaks into a prison... and then hopefully breaks out next episode?

The town of Barn's Edge is explored as the gang attempts to determine the general attitude on private prisons.

The gang reunites with an old friend and old enemies.

The gang continues to try to secure a seat on the ferries leaving the Calamari Kingdom. They also continue to confront a weird amount of families.

The gang tries to get out of the hot water of the Calamari Kingdom before everything goes belly up.

The gang finally gets to the bottom of the murders in the Calamari Kingdom.

The gang investigates the untimely death of a high standing Calamari lord - while also trying to avoid being framed for it.

Two Grung walk into the King's Throne Room. You can't possibly predict how this joke ends.

The gang meets unlikely allies in two petting zoo operators who are trying to see the same person as the Mushroom Stewards - the Calamari King.

The gang cracks open the secrets of Red Kelp Estate.

The gang dives deep into family secrets in Red Kelp Estate.

The gang investigates Red Kelp Estate and something seems fishy.

The gang heads to the Calamari Kingdom with an unlikely pairing.

Lamb Shanks enters the world of gnome wrestling once more.

The gang docks at the scummy town of Mel’s Landing in search of a guide to the Calamari Kingdom. Hosted by Kane Fritzler, Matt Blankinship, Frannie Marin, and Carson Garrett. Music: "Across Land and Sea" by Christoffer Moe Ditlevsen (Bardify Version: Seaside Town) licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. "March of the Elves" by Enigmanic, licensed for use through Epidemic Sound.

Witch! Witch! Witch! Hosted by Kane Fritzler, Matt Blankinship, Frannie Marin, and Carson Garrett. "Gradual Collapse" by Jon Bjork, (Bardify Version: Investigating a Mystery) licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. "March of the Elves" by Enigmanic, licensed for use through Epidemic Sound.

You never tell a dying man he's got no legs. Hosted by Kane Fritzler, Matt Blankinship, Frannie Marin, and Carson Garrett. "Gradual Collapse" by Jon Bjork, (Bardify Version: Investigating a Mystery) licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. "March of the Elves" by Enigmanic, licensed for use through Epidemic Sound.

The gang attempts a trial to attune to an unstable and legendary source of magic. Hosted by Kane Fritzler, Matt Blankinship, Frannie Marin, and Carson Garrett. "Gradual Collapse" by Jon Bjork, (Bardify Version: Investigating a Mystery) licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. "March of the Elves" by Enigmanic, licensed for use through Epidemic Sound.

The gang confronts the mysterious Water Yogis. Hosted by Kane Fritzler, Matt Blankinship, Frannie Marin, and Carson Garrett. "Gradual Collapse" by Jon Bjork, (Bardify Version: Investigating a Mystery) licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. "March of the Elves" by Enigmanic, licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. "Birth of a Knight" by Max Anson, licensed for use through Epidemic Sound.

A pitstop in a tavern for cowards? Too good to be true. Hosted by Kane Fritzler, Matt Blankinship, Frannie Marin, and Carson Garrett with Rob Cesternino. Music: Chase by Alexander Nakarada, (Bardify Version: "Chase") licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. "Gradual Collapse" by Jon Bjork, (Bardify Version: Investigating a Mystery) licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. "March of the Elves" by Enigmanic, licensed for use through Epidemic Sound.

As they continue through the Scorch, the gang meets up with Renin Silvertongue (Rob Cesternino) and try to escape the dangerous town of Southsong. Hosted by Kane Fritzler, Matt Blankinship, Frannie Marin, and Carson Garrett with Rob Cesternino. Music: "Gradual Collapse" by Jon Bjork, (Bardify Version: Investigating a Mystery) licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. "March of the Elves" by Enigmanic, licensed for use through Epidemic Sound.

The gang confronts the cowdragurtle with the help of Redelic (Gabby Pascuzzi). Hosted by Kane Fritzler, Matt Blankinship, Frannie Marin, and Carson Garrett with Gabby Pascuzzi. Music: The Lonely Sailor by Adriel Fair, (Bardify Version: "The Adventure Begins") licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. "March of the Elves" by Enigmanic, licensed for use through Epidemic Sound.

The gang is enlisted by Redelic (Gabby Pascuzzi) to track down a dangerous monster. Hosted by Kane Fritzler, Matt Blankinship, Frannie Marin, and Carson Garrett with Gabby Pascuzzi. Music: The Lonely Sailor by Adriel Fair, (Bardify Version: "The Adventure Begins") licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. "March of the Elves" by Enigmanic, licensed for use through Epidemic Sound.

The gang heads south on Gideon's chariot into the wastelands known as the Scorch - where a pit stop in an abandoned town leads to an unlikely friend. Hosted by Kane Fritzler, Matt Blankinship, Frannie Marin, and Carson Garrett with Gabby Pascuzzi. Music: The Lonely Sailor by Adriel Fair, (Bardify Version: "The Adventure Begins") licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. "March of the Elves" by Enigmanic, licensed for use through Epidemic Sound.

Come have a short rest with us. Matt and Frannie take this episode to talk about the adventure thus far and answer your questions.

The The gang enlists the help of an unlikely ally to get out of Goldacre.   Hosted by Kane Fritzler, Matt Blankinship, Frannie Marin, and Carson Garrett.   "Gradual Collapse" by Jon Bjork, (Bardify Version: Investigating a Mystery) licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. Chase by Alexander Nakarada, (Bardify Version: "Chase") licensed for use through Epidemic Sound.

The gang is held captive in Fort Dough. They don't get a guest star this week as extra punishment.   Hosted by Kane Fritzler, Matt Blankinship, Frannie Marin, and Carson Garrett.   "Gradual Collapse" by Jon Bjork, (Bardify Version: Investigating a Mystery) licensed for use through Epidemic Sound.   Chase by Alexander Nakarada, (Bardify Version: "Chase") licensed for use through Epidemic Sound.

You'll never guess what's on the menu for our final episode with Jake O'Kane. The gang attends the great feast where things get weird, and make a play for the Yokonut. Hosted by Kane Fritzler, Matt Blankinship, Frannie Marin, and Carson Garrett, with Jake O'Kane. "Gradual Collapse" by Jon Bjork, (Bardify Version: Investigating a Mystery) licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. "March of the Elves" by Enigmanic, licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. "Birth of a Knight" by Max Anson, licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. "Trails of Legends" by Bonnie Grace, licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. "Medieval Fanfare" by gertraut_hecher on freesound.

With the help of renowned Chef "the Battle Cat" (Jake), the gang gets into trouble when they accidentally cross Fort Dough's resident alchemist/bad guy. Hosted by Kane Fritzler, Matt Blankinship, Frannie Marin, and Carson Garrett, with Jake O'Kane. "Gradual Collapse" by Jon Bjork, (Bardify Version: Investigating a Mystery) licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. "March of the Elves" by Enigmanic, licensed for use through Epidemic Sound.

The gang finally sets foot in Fort Dough and recruits an unlikely ally to help them search the castle for the Yokonut... and maybe a few other things. Hosted by Kane Fritzler, Matt Blankinship, Frannie Marin, and Carson Garrett, with Jake O'Kane. "Gradual Collapse" by Jon Bjork, (Bardify Version: Investigating a Mystery) licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. Believe in Glory by Bonnie Grace (Bardify Version: "Ambush!") licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. "March of the Elves" by Enigmanic, licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. The Lonely Sailor by Adriel Fair, (Bardify Version: "The Adventure Begins") licensed for use through Epidemic Sound.

The Goldacre Games chariot races come to an epic conclusion. Hosted by Kane Fritzler, Matt Blankinship, Frannie Marin, and Carson Garrett, with Maryanne Oketch. Music: Chase by Alexander Nakarada, (Bardify Version: "Chase") licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. "March of the Elves" by Enigmanic, licensed for use through Epidemic Sound.

With a chariot secured, the newly-named Mushroom Stewards enter into the Goldacre Games chariot races. Killing and teleporting are confirmed to be allowed. Hosted by Kane Fritzler, Matt Blankinship, Frannie Marin, and Carson Garrett, with Maryanne Oketch. Music: Chase by Alexander Nakarada, (Bardify Version: "Chase") licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. "March of the Elves" by Enigmanic, licensed for use through Epidemic Sound.

Travelling to the realm next door of Goldacre, the crew gets swept up in local chariot racing - and with the help of a new friend barters to secure the finest chariot in the land. Hosted by Kane Fritzler, Matt Blankinship, Frannie Marin, and Carson Garrett, with Maryanne Oketch. Music: The Lonely Sailor by Adriel Fair, (Bardify Version: "The Adventure Begins") licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. "Gradual Collapse" by Jon Bjork, (Bardify Version: Investigating a Mystery) licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. "March of the Elves" by Enigmanic, licensed for use through Epidemic Sound.

The crew must finish their passage across the River Splish. Hosted by Kane Fritzler, Matt Blankinship, Frannie Marin, and Carson Garrett, with Carolyn Wiger. Music: The Lonely Sailor by Adriel Fair, (Bardify Version: "The Adventure Begins") licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. Chase by Alexander Nakarada, (Bardify Version: "Chase") licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. "March of the Elves" by Enigmanic, licensed for use through Epidemic Sound.

The crew must venture through the dangerous lands west of Galidad. Along their way, they stumble upon a Unicorn who is (maybe?) willing to help them out. Hosted by Kane Fritzler, Matt Blankinship, Frannie Marin, and Carson Garrett, with Carolyn Wiger. Music: The Lonely Sailor by Adriel Fair, (Bardify Version: "The Adventure Begins") licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. "March of the Elves" by Enigmanic, licensed for use through Epidemic Sound.

A packed tavern, Gnome wrestlers, and a split party. What could go wrong? Hosted by Kane Fritzler, Matt Blankinship, Frannie Marin, and Carson Garrett. Music: "All is made of Light" by Jon Bjork, (Bardify Version: Peaceful Village) licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. "Chase by Alexander" Nakarada (Bardify Version: Chase) licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. "March of the Elves" by Enigmanic, licensed for use through Epidemic Sound.

The party follows a lead on the potential thief. Hosted by Kane Fritzler, Matt Blankinship, Frannie Marin, and Carson Garrett. Music: "All is made of Light" by Jon Bjork, (Bardify Version: Peaceful Village) licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. "March of the Elves" by Enigmanic, licensed for use through Epidemic Sound.

The party breaks out of Flint Farms. Hosted by Kane Fritzler, Matt Blankinship, Frannie Marin, and Carson Garrett. Music: "Gradual Collapse" by Jon Bjork, (Bardify Version: Investigating a Mystery) licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. Believe in Glory by Bonnie Grace (Bardify Version: "Ambush!") licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. "March of the Elves" by Enigmanic, licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. The Lonely Sailor by Adriel Fair, (Bardify Version: "The Adventure Begins") licensed for use through Epidemic Sound.

The party investigates the mysterious Temple and makes a friend. Hosted by Kane Fritzler, Matt Blankinship, Frannie Marin, and Carson Garrett. Music: "Gradual Collapse" by Jon Bjork, (Bardify Version: Investigating a Mystery) licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. Believe in Glory by Bonnie Grace (Bardify Version: "Ambush!") licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. "March of the Elves" by Enigmanic, licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. The Lonely Sailor by Adriel Fair, (Bardify Version: "The Adventure Begins") licensed for use through Epidemic Sound.

The party makes their way through private property towards the source of the rot. Hosted by Kane Fritzler, Matt Blankinship, Frannie Marin, and Carson Garrett. Music: "Gradual Collapse" by Jon Bjork, (Bardify Version: Investigating a Mystery) licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. "March of the Elves" by Enigmanic, licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. The Lonely Sailor by Adriel Fair, (Bardify Version: "The Adventure Begins") licensed for use through Epidemic Sound.

The stories of Lamb Shanks (Matt Blankinship), Maddox Idreni (Frannie Marin), and Domhnall B (Carson Garrett) collide when they are each selected for an important quest. Hosted by Kane Fritzler, Matt Blankinship, Frannie Marin, and Carson Garrett. Music: Believe in Glory by Bonnie Grace (Bardify Version: "Ambush!") licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. The Lonely Sailor by Adriel Fair, (Bardify Version: "The Adventure Begins") licensed for use through Epidemic Sound. "March of the Elves" by Enigmanic, licensed for use through Epidemic Sound.

Meet the cast and characters! Surviving the Dice Podcast is an actual play Dungeons & Dragons podcast hosted by Kane Fritzler, Carson Garrett, Frannie Marin, and Matt Blankinship. Music: "The Great War" by Jon Bjork, licensed for use through Epidemic Sound.