Burnie and Ashley discuss tap-to-pay regulations, Bitcoin's march to 100k, The Dutch, real time facial recognition, expensive bananas, AI Jesus, the Ten Commandments, K-pop's evil ways, Wicked singing rules, 2024 Year Of The Sequel, and how much to tip Jesus. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss 100k Bitcoin, Logan Paul crypto allegations, FTC rules for influencers, prank interviews, the power of the double down, falling out online, Wicked's drama, removing Part One from movie titles, Dune, flubbed intros, Travolta's big comeback, earned humility, Crypto FOMO, and fixing the bad boys. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss snow days, sledding vs sledging, Burnie's simmer pot recipe, salting ice, gritter trucks, weird UK truck customizations, Balatro, Minecraft Theme Parks, Super Mario Land, theme park disasters, surprisingly dangerous Immersion stunts, and Ashley's worst Amazing Race injury. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss body horror's rich history, 80's horror film ethics, sexy teenagers, not-Josh Gad, Jonathon Groff, our professional audience, The Substance, Passion of Mind, Daisy the Grandma AI, the karma of scamming old people, Dead Space, Game Of The Year nominees, GOTY snubs, The Game Awards dominance, and publishers releasing GOTY editions of titles. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss Paul/Tyson, fighting a younger version of yourself, Looper, Tyson's glorious ass, big paydays, early UFC, Paul vs Princess Kate, UFC brackets, Red One, Gladiator 2, smooching Denzel, The Substance, body horror, Macaques on the loose, and land wars in Russia. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss the dumbest Friday in their memories, Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, boxing's steady decline, swatting conviction, The Onion buys Infowars, NotTheOnion, Alex Jones, faked attacks, Rolls Royces, and bears just minding their own business. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

Ashley and Burnie discuss their ideal cabinet post, Burnie's time working at the White House, intelligence leaker gets sentenced, War Thunder, ARMA, Foxhole, Secret Level animated series, Pacman, Mega Man, D&D crossovers, Bethesda strike, Disney CEO recruiting, and Donald Duck's bare ass. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss early Black Friday deals, waiting in line, Deal Mathematics, Scotland's weather warnings, Sexiest Man Alive 2024, Quiet Place, Emily Blunt, Stanley Tucci, James Cameron, Rambo, Piranha II, Scarlet J. Hanson, Transformers One, Hot Frosty and Ashley's upcoming book dilemma. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss crypto & Tesla rallies, feeling disconnected, the kids are wrong, Spotify recommends, mukbang, ASMR, quackery as a source of comfort, remote healing, bubbles all around, Elon Musk's all-in bets, Rayban (Meta) Smart Glasses, Snapchat, Google Glass, The Red Arrows, To Tariff or Not To Tariff, Amazon driver glasses, Xbox Kinect, mapping data, Raygun retires, Vikings tributes, Paul vs Tyson this weekend, Oasis cancels tickets, and Lockdown Protocol. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss Patreon extras, Ashley's list of ridiculous Christmas Movies, brackets vs contests, showing up to set, highest grossing Christmas movies, The Grinch no one remembers, Scrooged, Fred Claus, Interstellar's disastrous rerelease, ironic traditions, Trump's biggest asset, China's massive stimulation efforts, and Wicked porn promotions. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss Americans searches for moving to Scotland, immigration hurdles, being globally talented, moving countries vs moving states, American accents, speaking French to French people, talking loudly, Red One, Christmas hits, Elf, Marvel series, Zemeckis' Here, finding movie budgets, unproduced Star Wars trilogies, Marvel series on the rise, characters cut from Deadpool, Gambit, and our homework for the weekend.

Burnie and Ashley discuss flying to vote, voter turnout, descriptive descriptions, billionaires day out, Bitcoin ATH, iPhone profitability, loss leaders, Bhad Bhabie's origins, Netflix France busted, stealth employment, sexy singles, bad search for short content, missing dates, word clouds, social media bans, and checking the description in the bio found in the comments Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.co...

Burnie discusses the election results, while Ashley tries to discuss anything else. Voter turnout vs 2020, Christmas movies, popular vote, our favorite distractions, staring at walls, and if audiobooks have killed traditional reading. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comSupport the show

Today's podcast is a double length episode to give American listeners some extra entertainment while they wait in the election lines today. We hope everyone will go out to vote and let their voice be heard.If you want to avoid any election or poltical talk, start the podcast at 30:00.Patreon members, be on the look out for an additional special episode coming for you later today. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewher...

Burnie and Ashley discuss modern discourse, political squirrels, hot button issues, predicting talking points, AI fake parades, charm bracelets, sleeping in pods, Hong Kong coffin homes, housing costs, commuting for college, and your predictions for America's next big political debate. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Agatha finale, great episodes of American television, Deadpool & Wolverine streaming date, Emma corrections, a new trick to fall asleep, overthinking, tinnitus, NaNoNoNut Movember begins, Chalamet look-a-likes Scottish trick or treating, slim pickings, McMansions, fitness streaks, Apple Watch, skunks, peanuts, rescue squirrels, and how Ashley enjoys a novel. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss the World Series, Ohtani's series performance, pacing by a progress bar, avoiding spoilers, Agatha All Along, how to release a digital series, Tomb Raider, casting the perfect Lara Croft, failing the Bechdel Test, James Bond, Pamela Anderson, and Helen Miren.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss fan interference, Steve Bartman, mob mentality, getting mugged in New York, lifetime bans, HR records, Dragon Age, remembering old games, Factorio updates, Silo, getting over the hump, Concord studio shuts down, Google fined for $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, the Zellner Bros new project, and Mega64's latest stream.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comSupport the...

Burnie and Ashley discuss Otakus, MLB ratings in Japan, World War Z, Brad Pitt's Brad Hits, being big in Japan, aging out of sports, tragic moments, lapse of attention, recreating train of thought, NaNoNoNut Movember, businesses as movement, taking inspiration where you can get it, drug Olympics, Strava doxxing, Japanese proposals, and the World Series being an absolute lock.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhe...

Burnie and Ashley discuss epic bombs, eating babies, killing Hitler, time travelling, changing the timeline, NCAA sports, Project Hail Mary, 28 Years Later, American Airlines name and shame, Patreon additions, and Chappell Roan.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss fake reviews, the power of averages, the gym lobby, corporate personhood, floppy disks, hard balls, misappropriated laws, the power of Hitachi, the baseball brawl, big bucks for big leagues, and the Dodgers as baseball's true underdog.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss incomes tax brackets, tipping culture, tax differences between UK and US, Redbox abandoned boxes, zombie oil wells, Jason Statham, surprisng Cybertruck sales, Tesla earnings, EV politics, voting checks, Minecraft VR, Netflix games studios, Dune 2, and Hans Zimmer snubs himself for an Oscar.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss taking buses to planes, Presidents working at McDonalds, amplifying things you hate, epic Texas wins, twenty-four hour travel days, Southwest parabolas, catapults. bytedance interns, Boeing's space woes, 30,000 more SpaceX satellites, hologram ladies, Severance teaser 2, Subnautica 2 teaser, apex predators, pregnant gaming, finishing games we left behind, and a rare aquatic accident. Intro by: Kristen GonzalezSupport the show

Burnie and newlywed Gavin Free discuss dragging each other down, strange coincidences, bad ideas, video game ringers, Halo changes, time-based existence, the citizenship decision, iPhone gripes, and an old argument about construction observation bias.Support the show

Burnie sits down with Red Web host Trevor Collins to discuss the fringes of society, higher education, Number Sense, Big 10 rivalries, the Texas Georgia controversy, froggy voices, cryptids, cold cases, morbidity as a business model, trademarking viral hits, Satoshi's true identity, and why no one is using their degree.Support the show

Burnie welcomes Barbara Dunkelman back to the podcast to finally discuss airline travel, convention work in 2024, awkward celebrity encounters, being picture ready at all times, lobby breakfasts, the "Right to Cancel", fighting brand battles, and the freedom/responsibility of business ownership.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comSupport the show

Burnie and returning guest Jason discuss Liam Payne, Vegas trips, favorite places to eat when returning home, ordering Uber Eats from an Uber, nuclear powered tech bros, AI porn, OnlyFans multi-millionaires, and the best way to mispronounce Bhad Bhabie.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley gossip about Barbie, Britney Spears, $50 million demands, Academy Award snubs, overdue Oscars, unneeded sequels, Tron's new video game, classic Adventure genre, LED advancements, kit bashing, cosplay, aesthetic sabotage, Xbox Live Arcade, lasting passages from novels, offline maps, and spending three grand on Christmas lights. For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss video game feedback, the vinyl recession, Game of Thrones auctions, IKEA rugs, racist candles, small New England theme parks vs Texas carnivals, Rainbow Brite, Dungeons & Dragons, and cartoons as toy ads.For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss sports, Burnie's sports cynicism, designated hitters, sports conferences, salary caps, problematic sports team names, hidden pre-order dates, fake robots, Super Heavy hero landings, Joker fall-off, Dead Rising, nostalgia vs faithful remakes, Wind Waker, Kurt Vonnegut, Fight Club, unforgivable sins of video games, and a potential new addition to Morning Somewhere intros.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss robots, self-driving, zombie mushrooms, the Waffle House Index, Whataburger, Tesla Robotaxis, swearing vacuums, backyard scientists, Joe Penna, OG YouTubers, video slugging averages, breathable atmospheres, and NASA sci-fi tech.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss Hurricane Milton landfall, 100 tornado warnings, ambulance theory, Ryan Kwanten, Treat Williams, Army of the Dead, Warm Bodies, best zombie scenes ever, parody timings, Mystery Men, The Franchise, The Boys, Shaun of The Dead, superhero fatigue, Army of Thieves, bad week for Tropicanas, building implosions, collateral damage, Ocean's 11 reboot, replacing characters in post, and what qualifies as a zombie.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsome...

Burnie and Ashley discuss Twitter's return to Brazil, Hurricane Milton, Disneyworld shuts down, watching sports in the UK, the MLB post-season, American draws, and the fattest bear in Alaska.Support the show

Ashley and Burnie discuss Hurricane Milton, categories of hurricanes, climate change filters, the Fermi Paradox, dead internet, mob mentality, and tight-knit communities.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss Joker Part 2, 419 scams, making a sequel for a new audience, R-rated box office successes, spam in Scotland vs US, strong passwords, XKCD, AI art theft, and the world's most digital violin.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss their disastrous road trip, dropping their croissant, the potential death of the EU, 23andMe's dismal valuation, what happens to genome data, government regulation, and a special guest. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss plastic greenwashing, hoping to be wrong, bad dreams, scary thoughts, general anesthesia, slippery bodies, making canoes, saving plastic, Agatha All Along, and media immunity.Epsiode contains spoilers for the Marvel series Wandavision.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss app internet addicts, Iranian missiles, North Carolina hurricanes, Bitcoin's status as a safe haven, ChatGPT updates, Hololens saying goodbye (to concumers), and the fattest bear contest.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss Lit RPGs, Detroit, Tharsis, Indie games, the Let's Play D&D genre, wide receivers, being number one in the regular season, viral tweets, Netflix defamation, Fargo, Kumiko The Treasure Hunter, and the environmental impacts of coal and COVID. Also, THE MOON.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss trick shot videos, questionable trademarks, indestructible kids, genre covers, the SpaceX rescue mission, Bridgerton event disasters, brand Jesus, and the disappointing Megalopolis box office debut. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss Megaloplois reviews, Meta Connect, Tesla's Robotaxi tease, Last of Us Season 2 trailer, Studio Ghibli, Howl's Moving Castle, Transformers One, auto-translation, smart glasses, and the Duolingo owl's villain arc. Music by Visitors: https://open.spotify.com/album/2g5cvvSydZL1Pa0rOzQSBmSupport our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss British strawberries, WinAmp, pager explosions, stolen valor, vibing, doing drugs in our old age, making donuts, Skyrim grandma, mpox updates, and the classic philosophical question of which came first: the music file format or the music player?Today's music by The Krayolas: https://open.spotify.com/track/2NZoJTbIzPOezDiB7xGxflSupport our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Ashley and Blaine Gibson discuss producing livestreams, chopping wood, making your own alcohol, international burger variations, the best athletic discipline, seeing the world, and chasing sheep.Support the show

Burnie and Blaine Gibson catch up and discuss their working life together, Blaine's hit project Tales from the Stinky Dragon, the recent social event of the season, and two bros hot takes on high fashion. Visitors: Visitors: https://open.spotify.com/album/2g5cvvSydZL1Pa0rOzQSBmSupport our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss when dating anniversaries should become wedding anniversaries, their first date, first smooches, the delicate dance of travel dating, Sleepy Ashley vs Former Soviet Soldiers, sleeper trains, Amazing Race anecdotes, self-promotion, Elon Musk heading to Mars, making the turn on Chappell Roan, Cards Against Humanity, and music by Green Day and Visitors.Visitors: https://open.spotify.com/album/2g5cvvSydZL1Pa0rOzQSBmGreen Day: https://open.spotify.com/track/0yq78eXBvWVgkq...

Burnie and Ashley discuss the not-Pokemon lawsuit, travel day repurcussions, Netflix data dumps, airtight legal claims, contemporary shark films, and acting fishy in airports. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie welcomes back popular guest Becca Frasier to discuss life in Scotland, Becca's good weather streak, property tax in Texas, Austin allergies, breakfast tacos, Fed interest rates, stock market, entering adult financial markets, and life in only the 7th hottest summer.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss sunny days, convoluted exploding pager plots, watching historic events in real time, the downsides of static media, making everyone mad, facial subtitles, and building good will.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss Dave Bautista, mom's movie reviews, how to pronounce Gyllenhaal, NFTs, Flappy Bird, the Switch 2, medieval watermelons, GMOs, Million Dollar Homepage, record setting JPGs, the most spoiled movie, Logan's Run, and the lack of big, old dudes.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss backlogs, The Emmys, television schedules of yesteryear, Jodie Foster, Trump's second assassination attempt, space gophering, bat worthy amounts of nacho cheese, and the enigma of Velveeta.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss employee walkouts, Boeing strikes, Xbox layoffs, bad numbers, good numbers, UK power outage payments, UK airline customer protections, space billionaires, and Patreon updates. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss dream theory, husky voices, nasal realities, Nick Offerman, stone skipping, peaty whiskies, Islay, Oban, Umbrella Academy, billionaire space walks, cruise ships, when a cube becomes a berg, the VMAs, swing voters, and industry plants.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the presidential debates, 9/11 emotions, calling female candidates by their first name, Taylor Swift endorsements, childless cat ladies, XBOX being ahead of the curve, weird Microsoft naming strategies, the enduring allure of Mass Effect, Raygun is number one, and our Electric Boogaloo era.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Polaris Dawn launch, the Paragon run by Ashley, where we joined the Mass Effect franchise, Apple cash holdings, Apple tax bills, Apple announcements, James Earl Jones, Field of Dreams, Bull Durham, Robert Wuhl, selling your likeness, production company shells, digital resurrections, and a Mush binge eating update. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss immune strategies, the politics of illness, Elon's domination of orbit, Beetlejuice's giant gap, the Shaun of the Dead re-release, Halloween in Scotland, paralympic takebacks, and the sinister mystery of Mavis Beacon.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss selling out to Russia, the DOJ's influencer problem, herding sheep, brushing cows, stoking controversy, being a character, Starliner, robotaxis, and the inevitable fall of the American Empire. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss He-Man casting, bureaucracy, the Minecraft trailer, Jumanji vibes, Notch tweets, George RR Martin blogs, House of the Dragon, playing on a team, Alison Brie, Steve, and Minecraft Legends.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss media news, the new Bobiverse audiobook, Only Murders In The Building, Florida State's dismal start, Concord's unrelease, college football rankings, murderball medals, achievement grinding, and books you should read.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss Cybertrucks, secure loads, gynoids, mental resets, smartphone eavesdropping, Starlink vs Brazil vs X, blockchain analogies, robo-vag, hottest temperatures ever, and electic concept cars. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss masked judges, Labor Day, bank holidays, ingenious smuggling strategies, Borderlands on home video (no spoilers), Brazillian social media bans, and the Paralympics.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss abandoned co-workers, mountain rescues, which co-workers would abandon us, Olympic paperwork, the Refugee Paralympic Team, breadcrumbing, dying at work, and kids breaking relics.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss counting to a trillion, mortgaging a 300 million dollar house, Richard Pryor, how many rocket uses is too many rocket uses, the FAA, Nikki Glaser, Tom Brady, Jewel, cancelation murders, and walking it off. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Oasis reunion, Ashley's finger injury, bird sex, private conversations, Apple job cuts, the right to disconnect, Chappel Roan, Concord (the game), and Australia's Right To Disconnect.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss Boeing stock bets, Van Allen belts, moon landing conspiracies, life mirroring Fantastic Four, tech billionaires in space, 101 Babies, switching teams in MLB, romancing whomever we choose, the NOT Tim Burton movie Coraline, and Patreon-funded health care.Please support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss NASA's Starliner announcement, gauging news on stock price, dire options in space, new advancements in The War on Hooky, Israel's economy, and gun toting cosmonauts.Please support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss NASA's big decision, uppity photons, EV decline, Ford rollbacks, battery opportunities, Tesla's AWOL promises, extreme heat, ACK RATS, and mpox on the move. Plus game night!Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss Fortnite Save The World, Battle Royales, genre-zation, Blue Laws, great marketing campaigns, smacking other people's kids, the original Kentucky Fried Chicken, and littering wherever we damn well please.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss Gamescom, Peter Molyneux, Civ VII, China's Rotten-Tail Kids, Peter Molyneux, Extreme Weather Alerts, Japanese Flight Cancellations, Peter Molyneux, Borderlands 4, Peter Molyneux, and Peter Molyneux.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss Chappell Roan's incredible rise in music, struggles with fame, billionaire tragedies, empty nests, Borderlands home video and Star Wars cancellations.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss Coraline vs Borderlands, Alien: Romulus, rom-com drama marketing, Station 11, Raised By Wolves, the DNC, Mpox outbreaks, sideloading Epic, and fake followers.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss saying Yes to difficult choices, what to call news websites, aging all at once, Vice's highest valuation, pregnancy spoilers, and Ukraine pushes into Russian with the help of British tanks.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss strong arm marketing tactics, the Trump news cycle, Viva Pinata, Dead Rising, Valve leaks, and settling out of court.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the best religion, the best egg, the best motel breakfast, the best antitrust lawsuit, and why Disney+ is the best at not letting you sue their parent company.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss bottoming out in the Earth's crust, NASA's big decision, water in Mars, the Paralympics, Murderball, breakdancing movies, and how to qualify for the Olympics without really trying.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Olympics closing ceremonies, tough losses, stupid victories, repossessed medals, M Knight Shyamalan twists, all your Disney news, and dragons in the sky over Orlando. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss Swedish shipwrecks, the inherent shade of Americanos, rythym gymnastics, underwater science facilities, Kristen Stewart, and what Olympic sport is best for a disaster.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss Olympic weights, medal rewards, American sex bias, banned books, Utah facts, and porn bounties. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss Tim Walz VP nom, slight Deadpool spoilers (character appearance), mom's movie reviews, discussing the weird-ness in the room, Xmen reboot rumors, Disney plus prices, and the Last of Us Season 2 trailer. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Democrats making it official, VP nomination speculation, Japanese rebounds, why women like Pete Davidson so much, food addiction, responsible amounts of heroin, and Elon Musk suing OpenAI.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss Japan's stock market woes, predictions for the US markets, Iran & Israel conflict escalation, a generally bad week shaping up and bees wreaking havoc at the Olympics.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss bed sharing, Marvel apologies, daily Olympians, competitive shooting, cheese sponsors, overstaying your welcome in big ways and Zork.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss camping trips, field hockey vs regular hockey, the origins of Graham crackers, Olympian Instagram followers, and videogame industry woes. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss Olympic medal counts, mental toughness, World Records, Iron Crosses, team solo sports, the nebulous definition of a continent, and a quick round up of current events. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss stretching fifteen minutes of fame, Reddit commentors, Olympic scrotes, polluted rivers, delayed triathlons, hostless Oscars, technology woes and the long awaited girl math coffee update. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss spoilers vs announcements, San Diego Comic Con reveals, presidential traffic stoppers, Dr. Doom, benign Jokers, Olympic herpes, and US sex & religion hang-ups. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss Deadpool & Wolverine (no spoilers), Gen Z's avocado toast, CrowdStrike remedies, hot coffee, diesel butts, fast food in the UK, and boneless chicken wings (void in Ohio). Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss Burnie's rock-hard feminism, Presidential campaigns as weird Olympic sports, surfer legs, Deadpool Introducing Wolverine, and all sorts of infras. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the resignation of the Secret Service Director, bringing down the ISS, Westeros bastards and Earth as a sci-fi planet. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the latest cocaine predator, Burnie being bad at social media, delisted media and Eminem vs Taylor Swift. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss THAT issue, and the other one, and then that other thing that happened in the most eventful weekend of 2024. Also Burnie caught a fish. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the return of the Russo brothers to Marvel, controllers with butts, record setting Emmys, and the balance of nudity in TV shows.Support this podcast: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the worst day for NASDAQ since 2022, figuring out what NVIDIA's single day loss is worth in other industries, and Burnie's gone fishin' today. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the convergence of Amazon robots, CG villains, smart cars, The Boys, Detroit Become Human and why Scarlett Johansson should sue them all. Please support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere Support the show

Ashley embraces her inner heisty-type, while Burnie laments being dragged into life of crime. Box office numbers, thumbs-downed Gladiators, VP candidates, ticket hacks, and controversy at the top of Best Animated Films list. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the phenomenon of major events wiping smaller moments out of our collective memories. Also, how you can buy a Game of Thrones castle by just selling your house in Hawaii. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the death of the Blu-ray, resilient technologies, floating away on the current, and a lightning round of good news. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss Horizon Chapter Two being pulled, Borderlands early impressions, Russian bot crackdowns, new Shreks, old Shreks, and Shreks that almost were. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and former Rooster Teeth wunderkind Ben King sit down to discuss changing countries, autonomous communities, anti-tourism, Spain's Euro win, brownies that slap, and tracking natural disasters with fast food apps. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss Spotify volume issues, Crunchyroll comments, Boeing plea deals, and Tom Cruise single handedly saving Cinnamon-tography. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss Minions at the box office, humans made of steak, record temperatures, the gamble of self-funding movies, 3D printing, and astronauts who are definitely NOT stuck in space.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss living in an anarcho-syndicalist commune where supreme executive power is derived from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Also Kevin Bacon waits in line for coffee. Like a loser. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the context of celebrating the Fourth of July, nostalgia for the holiday, and hosting a podcast with the explosive power of a quarter stick of dynamite. Linkdump: 2024.07.04: Freedom Thursday – Morning SomewhereSupport our Podcast: Morning Somewhere | PatreonSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the weekend box office, record setting Beryl's, Costner's epic exit from Yellowstone, and how to not name a movie. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss incredible deals in the business of sports, meme stock lawsuits, and Burnie continues his war on the construction of transportation hubs.Linkdump: 2024.07.02: Train Station Construction – Morning SomewhereSupport our podcast: Morning Somewhere | Patreon for the world's most weekdaily podcast.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the grand tradition of US Summer Vacation, Garbage Pail Kids, Ashley's woods fantasies, Taco Bell's space program, SpaceX destroying the ISS, and Bluefin Tuna on the rebound. Linkdump: 2024.07.01: Tacos From Space – Morning SomewhereSupport our podcast: Morning Somewhere | Patreon for the world's most weekdaily podcast.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss whatever the hell that was last night. Linkdump: https://morningsomewhere.com/2024/06/28/2024-06-28-public-dys-course/Support our podcast: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss Bolivian coups, Russian rebellions, box office takedowns, and that fitness move where you do that thing with your stomach and it goes like that. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss their super long day, preschool graduations, Cybertruck re-re-recalls, and the Edmonton Oilers' lucky charms. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss buying a house with a 2053 move in date, Boeing's possible criminal charges, and the sad deletion of MTV News. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss Frozen 2 vs Inside Out 2, time traveller memes, and Hawk Tuah-ing our way into the week. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss comedy vs. drama, Truth anti-smoking, Taylor Swift as an airplane, and the disguise-ability of Antony Starr. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss active protesting, Stonhenge's impact on modern life, the summer solstice, and our favorite audiobooks. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning00:45 Sports Day01:30 Princess Diana Means Business02:45 Parents Racing04:55 That Light Up Moment06:20 Chaos of Racing08:10 Sticker Moment08:50 Solstice09:20 Humans Ruined It First09:50 Stonehenge Vandalized11:45 Painting Planes12:45 Muddled Messages14:00 Bo...

Burnie and Ashley discuss Nvidia's metric valuation, House Of The Dragon's bizarre record, and Nintendo's directness. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss AI powered sexbots, the best narrators, Vine nostalgia, and Brits drinking Germany dry. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps:00:00 Good Morning00:50 The Vine Old Days03:10 Making Rooster Teeth Vines03:50 Nostalgia Factor04:30 Changes at Twitter04:45 Child Online Privacy Protection Act05:30 Self Policing05:55 Surgeon General Social Media Warning06:30 Reinventing the Black Mirror07:10 Bringing Back Vine07:45 56 Bil...

Burnie and Ashley discuss Euro 2024, space kidneys, Inside Out 2, and our homogenous car future. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the debut of The Boys Season 4, Denmark's low spice tolerance, and Taylor Swift's Kaiju Era.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss their heartfelt reunion, Burnie's worst plane turbulence, Sony buying Alamo Drafthouse, and a Summer Games Fest wrap up. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning00:45 Burnie Almost Died03:00 Keeping E3 Alive05:40 Sony Buys Alamo Drafthouse08:30 Dinner Theater09:50 Ren Faire Documentary10:10 Texas Renaissance Festival10:45 Vertical Integration13:00 PlayStation Theater17:30 Summer Games Fest18:...

Burnie and Scott discuss all the latest media, shipping a boat load of coins, and the ever evolving impacts of data harvesting. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and return guest Gavin Free discuss sunning your bum, naming new projects, and taking a few trips down memory lane.Bonus five minute clip on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere Support the show

Burnie welcomes Matt Hullum to the podcast. They discuss bad apartments, bad food, and bad decisions in general. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie sits down with his long-time friend Scott Fuller to get a mathematician's take on Terryology and dive into his top 3 fringe theories that definitely aren't conspiracies.Support the show

Burnie sits down with Special Guest Becca Frasier on this edition of Morning Someone. Becca talks about her life growing up on the Texas/Mexico border, changing careers five times, & the wild adventures of Hilaria Baldwin's accent.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie talks with Jason Saldaña.Support the show

Burnie and his special guest discuss Pixar's plan, giving ourselves ulcers, and a certain one-eyed monster that may or may not have directed The Matrix. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps:00:00 Good Morning01:20 Battle of the Box Office05:20 Make Pixar Great Again08:00 Understanding Scottish10:00 Meat Spill12:50 Pixar Power Lunch15:00 Monsters Prequel15:55 The Charm of Wall E17:25 Crazy Kangaroos19:40 The Great Ulcer Experiment21:20 How...

Burnie and Ashley discuss record scrubbings, Mike Tyson's ulcer, misattributed Nintendo quotes, and doing the time while doing the crime. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning00:30 Keep Them Separated02:25 Netflix Goes Minecraft04:00 The Superman Problem06:40 Tomb Raider Animated Series07:10 The Other Tomb Raider Series09:10 It Belongs in a Museum09:40 Speaking of Fossils... Mike Tyson13:00 The Monaco Watch Heist15:15 The Watch...

Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week, add a few thumbs, talk about the Cooper's Hill Cheese Roll, and reminisce about their favorite brother/sister ships. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning00:45 Losing Meme Pets02:45 Non Fungible Memes04:00 Weekend Somewhere05:50 Casualties of War07:00 Chasing Cheese09:30 New Olympic Sport11:30 Extra Thumbs14:00 90s Tribes15:15 Chris Tucker Steals the Show17:20 Shipping He-Man19:50 Luke a...

Burnie and Ashley discuss monkeys in cities, monkeys on the Titanic, monkeys in space, and billionaire monkeys. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning00:45 Overrun by Monkeys05:20 Monkey Survival Guidance09:05 Iceland Eruption10:00 Fight the Climate11:10 Billionaires in Submarines13:30 Ghost Harvest14:05 Leaky Boeing Spacecraft18:20 Monkey Space Vandalism19:05 Thank You and GoodnightSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss our declining spiritual heritage, financial domination, AI ghosts, and the 221 year locust plague. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning00:30 Changes in Learning03:30 Relevant Controversy05:10 Jennifer Lopez Has a Bad Year06:45 Taylor Swift vs Billie Eilish08:50 Childish Gambino Album Patch Update10:50 Running out of Ghosts12:30 AI Ghosts14:00 Cicada Invasion15:15 Horsemen Mount Up16:25 Star Citizen18:...

Burnie and Ashley discuss Terry-ology, the return of bees, the morality of new technology, ad-blocking, and the lowest common denominators in modern capitalism. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the differences in UK/US military remembrances, the dismal state of movie theaters, and taking your dog everywhere. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the original console war, the NCAA multi-billion dollar settlement, and follow up on the week. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps:00:00 Good Morning00:55 Friday Lightning Round02:40 Naming Athletes05:30 Geralt Hemsworth07:40 80s Fantasy09:05 NCAA Settlement10:25 Dune 2000 and Syfy Magic11:25 Who Tried to Steal Graceland13:10 Burnie Goes to the White House16:00 Lou Ferrigno17:55 End of the Original Console War25:20 Fi...

Burnie and Ashley discuss the un-Olympics, channeling Donald Glover, Xmen 97, Scotch Whisky, and staying in the barrel until its time to come out. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning00:30 Called Out01:05 More Than Ultimate01:35 Aquatic Paint02:05 Local Whisky03:05 Staying Positive05:55 We Live in a Country06:45 Olympics Are Coming10:30 Whisky Making13:00 Olga Kay14:05 Circus of the Soleil17:35 The 10K Hour Myth18:10 Luk...

Burnie and Ashley discuss turbulence, plane stories, and the Victorian shenanigans of Bridgerton. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning00:40 I Have Notes04:45 Deadly Turbulence06:25 Bones About Metric08:15 Back to the Plane10:05 The Worst Airplane Story15:15 Safest Modes of Travel16:30 Victorian Hussies19:00 Total Recall20:15 Thank You and GoodnightSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss getting sorted into houses, Burnie's weird high school, and Scarlett Johansson's lawyers protecting us all, all the time. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Ashley steps in and does the intro while Burnie's voice recovers and they discuss helicopter crashes, Sean Combs, the great SNL Weekend Update joke swap tradition, and a massive round up of weekend news. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning20:00 Arrest in Buscemi Attack04:14 SNL Joke Swap05:30 The Danger of Youth07:20 Kendrick Lamar vs Michael Che08:15 Leaning Into Viral Success09:10 Fallout is a Monster for Amazon10:00 Dumb Viewing...

Burnie and Ashley discuss the new Witcher photos, the buzz coming out of Cannes and the latest developments on stories from the week. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning01:30 Gerald of Riverside03:20 Feeling Froggy03:50 Handsome Hollywood Heroes04:35 Where Thor Went Wrong05:35 Furiosa06:35 Megalopolis Reception07:35 Malkovich Impressions09:35 The Guy Who Learned About Steve Buscemi10:05 Oh The Fight is on Netflix10:50 N...

Burnie sits nearby while Ashley discusses her beautiful feet, flashing the population of Ireland, and when it's A-OK to get peed on.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Jake Paul & Mike Tyson face off, the opening of the Cannes Film Festival, and people's shocking lack of self preservation. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning01:15 Bulls on the Beach04:10 Paul v Tyson Face Off07:35 NBA Playoffs09:00 Bluey Las Vegas Disaster14:00 Can You Match Her Eating Speed16:20 Dirt Dog Las Vegas16:50 Cannes Kicks Off18:00 Megalopolis20:30 Cat People23:05 Mega Movie Star B...

Burnie and Ashley discuss people not using Bumble to not have sex, OpenAI's Her Moment and the return of the stock market apes. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning00:40 Meme Stocks Roaring Back06:50 ChatGPT Goes Siri15:00 Rough Night Mr President16:15 Programs Programming Programs18:10 Bumble Fumble24:00 Uncanny Valley Gets Spooky25:00 Thank You and GoodnightSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss New York assaults, clam chowder cringe, and dating an AI who has a friend they think you would like a lot. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning01:20 Territorial About the Sky05:25 Attack on Steve Buscemi09:15 Clam Chowder Faux Pas13:25 Escape From New York14:25 Dating AI Concierges17:40 OpenAI Ready to Make Waves19:35 Too Much Screentime20:40 Apes. Together. Strong.21:20 Box Office on Repe...

Burnie and Ashley discuss Malkovich, Malkovich & Malkovich, various factors that saved the UK economy, Helldivers 2 dismissals, and follow up on the week's top stories. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley alert the media about rental car companies, discuss the Hulk as an upset customer, fight on purpose, and then get back 118% of the time they wasted talking about FTX. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss TikTok vs America, fragile eggs, and drive-by dumbasses. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Met Gala, RvB Restoration premiere, men's limited fashion choices and the upcoming season of The Boys. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning00:45 Red vs Blue Restoration08:40 The Boys12:45 The Walking Dead15:10 Furiosa18:05 Superman First Look20:25 The Batman22:45 Met Gala24:40 Red Carpet Style27:40 Thank You and GoodnightSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Helldivers 2 disaster, snakes in pants, diss tracks, endless shrimp, and the high cost of fast food. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere00:00 Good Morning00:55 Helldivers 2 Disaster07:20 The Fall Guy09:45 Diss Tracks11:35 Snakes in Pants14:00 Ashley Gets Sidetracked about Planet Crafter15:20 Endless Shrimp17:00 Red vs Blue Restoration18:25 Thanks18:55 Cheese Train19:30 Burnie's Instagram GameSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week, share their surprise animal husbandry and discuss getting caught criming. Want to support the podcast and maybe get a little extra bonus content? Good news! https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss being late to set, the era of clickbait on Netflix, the death of theatrical documentaries, and being a type that heists. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley delve into their personal origin story. TW: Gamma RadiationSupport our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss internet outliers, robot furries, telepathic meatballs, and putting cryptocurrency products in your brain. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie sits down with Gavin Free in extreme slow-mo to discuss inner monologues, the art of personal hygiene, and cultural adjustments.Support this podcast and get extra content at http://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week, discuss the Fallout 4 update and welcome the return of Net Neutrality. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss horses gone wild, human night vision, our robotic future, and retro television.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning00:35 Horses Rampage in London04:00 Cat Vision06:40 Apple Vision09:00 Rough Time for Tech10:00 Adopting Too Early11:20 Future Robotics13:40 Cutting Edge Retro Tech14:45 Retro TV Channel16:00 The Popples16:40 The Cereal Box20:45 Polling the Classics21:15 The Real Ghostbusters22:15 Thank You and Goodn...

Burnie and Ashley discuss Severance Season 2, urban legends becoming canon, and a murder of topics on today's show. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning00:45 Fallout Fun Facts03:50 Fan Theories05:30 Tik Tok Divest or Ban Passes07:00 War on Ticks07:30 Grooming09:25 Gang of Turkeys11:30 Lyme Vaccine13:00 Right to Roam14:15 Severance Season 219:00 LA to Vegas Rail20:40 Thank You and GoodnightSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley talk about the new Deadpool & Wolverine trailer, box office decline in April, and lots of other geeky news today.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss fit older ladies, games that play themselves, and the sudden loss of their favorite drink. Hey! Want to support this podcast? If so, we have the perfect link for you: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Intro00:33 Planking Records03:50 Spice Girls05:35 Hot Older Ladies in Your Area08:30 Filthy Frank Reinvented10:55 Discontinued Favorite Bevs15:40 Thanks15:55 Sony Auto Play Patent18:15 Home Robots and OutroSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley follow up on retired robots, the Fallout series, Tarantino changing direction and then dox a bunch of Sonic characters. Support our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereChapters00:00 Intro02:10 Doxxing Sonic Characters04:27 Planet Crafter as Education05:45 Steam09:00 Fallout Series Reception and The Witcher12:25 Netflix Subscribers and Eternal Growth Expectations13:22 Bots are Half of Internet Traffic14:25 Project Hail Mary Movie15:40 Quentin Tarantino's Las...

Burnie and Ashley (and JD) discuss the UK smoking ban, Star Control 2's spiritual successor, charging for X, and what the youths are up to.00:00 Intro04:26 JD Cameo09:35 Free Star Kickstarter14:40 Three Body Problem talk16:00 Spoiler End, Smoking Ban21:23 OutroSupport us at: Morning Somewhere | Patreon for the world's most weekdaily podcast.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss robotic stuntpeople, flooding, Sylvester Stallone's alleged misbehavior, evil government picking on poor Ticketmaster, and macaque copyrights.Support us at https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere and get exclusive bonus content.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss Sonic casting news, old consoles, the Rust armorer sentencing, DIY delays, and the weird childhood bookends for some Gen Z'ers.Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/MorningSomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley talk about a hidden gem of Austin creativity, SNL's successful YouTube strategy, a billionaire death sentence, and finally giving up the goth lifestyle.Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MorningSomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week, talk about Robert Downey Jr's potential return as Iron Man, and Burnie shares his thoughts about seeing Civil War (16:40-21:55). Please support us at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Fallout series (no spoilers), eating as a form of exposure therapy, Irn Bru, and the Scottish Highland Games.Please support us on Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps:00:00-Intro, Scottish Snacks09:44-Time Zones12:29-Fallout Talk18:34-Scottish Stormtroopers, Highland Games22:43-Outro, Patreon, Q&ASupport the show

Burnie and Ashley thank everyone for their amazing Patreon support, talk Joker Part 2, Civil War, and Kit Harrington's un-updates. Support this podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss their new Patreon, Robotaxis, creepy Appalachian tales, and then go for a quick jog across the entirety of Africa.Support us at: http://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the eclipse, fighting clouds, freak weather phenomena, Disney crackdowns, and the Northern Lights in Scotland. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week while travelling in Edinburgh, discuss Julia Garner as the Silver Surfer and give a heads up on future developments. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley rank the Matrix movies and discuss sneaky f-bombs, activist investing, and Disney AdultingSupport the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss Ashley's late night lamb adventure, Netflix peeping on your Facebook, and Seinfeld's directorial debut.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Powerball, Reddit IPO, common law marriages and the closing of the Tropicana in Las Vegas.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the fooliest of days, the biggest foolings, and the shockingly bizarre method by which Easter's date is determined each year. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week and discuss the SBF sentencing, Scottish elephants, the Red vs Blue trailer, and manly musical acts.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the legendary Scottish Wildcat, Baltimore updates, Tyson odds and what it means to win the lottery. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the awful news from Baltimore, past disasters and a general transportation news round up. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss their trip to Aberdeen, old bookstores, letting one person in the couple navigate and the new Ghostbusters movie. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss some heavy world events, Vinnie Jones, cartoon X-men and our need to know everything, all the time.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week, discuss the US vs Apple lawsuit and discuss misdirectional trailers. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss items on their media backlog, Ghostbusters, crazy coincidences and life before the pause button. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley pose a hyopthetical to the listeners, discuss one of their favorite old videos and working from home, wherever that is. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley just make up countries, talk about population in China and discuss the latest developments that may cause you to wipe your PC.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the newest invention in maritime travel, Greta Thunberg backing up her trash talk and political assassinations in the gig economy. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley talk the Ides of March, Chinese jaywalking and outsourcing all those pesky Tech CEO jobs that Millenials don't want to do.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss high school movies, thought experiments vs quick answers and the congressional ban on TikTok.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss second screen surgeries, doing it themselves and yelling at inanimate objects. The producers of Morning Somewhere are happy to announce that we no longer look in your windows at night, doing that thing where we rub our hands together and go, "Oh yeah."Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Apple car, concepts that never made it to market and photoshopping royalty. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss big stars, missing princesses and the new Mario announcement.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Fallout Trailer, lambing season, Jake Paul's inevitable death and follow ups for the week.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley talk about two things. You can probably guess the second one.Support the show

Burnie and long-time friend Barbara Dunkelman sit down to discuss Barbie at the Oscars, growing up with Rooster Teeth, and chilly whisky warehouses.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley podcast about shows about podcasts about murder, Tron, and the steep price of doing business.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley make funny faces in between talking about Hifi Rush, Spaceman on Netflix and the upgraded stock market. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the not-Willy-Wonka event in Glasgow, Alan Ritchson's mac and cheese caper, and follow ups on the week's events.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss Taken, tokens and tik tok. Exxon says climate is actually kind of your fault if you think about it. Liam Neeson moves to comedy. And it's all time highs for everybody. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley take a morbid turn as they discuss population collapse, murder on the high seas, executions, self-immolation, and Strongbad.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss Bitcoin's overnight spike, US post office legends, money matters, laugh tracks, and getting dressed with style.Notes: Ashley does know there aren't £1 notes. It was very early. Burnie has learned his favorite show isn't real and appreciates privacy as he grieves.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss popular potato snacks, Cybertruck flipping penalties, streaming profits and going back to the moon.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley follow up on earlier discussions from the week, talk Reddit's IPO filing, premium accounts, broken AI image generators, and old dogs.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley talk about the Borderlands trailer, Avengers 5, the introduction of the term "superhero fatigue", and a twelve minute story about buying a hard drive. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Borderland casting announcement, the biggest spoiler ever told, and the coolest job in all of video games. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss All Time Highs, the NBA All Star Game and grocery store prices in the UK vs the US. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss Madame Web's shifting marketing, the lowest rated comic movie franchise, and a very relevant entry in the history of unreleased movies. We are in our four-puns title era. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week and talk about the Xbox announcement and the debut of Sora, OpenAI's insane new video tool. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley at the movies. They talk Argylle, Fantastic 4 casting, Madame Web and the Matthew Vaughn-verse. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the random nature of climate change, reuniting in Scotland, American peanut butter and literal travel horror stories. Support the show

Burnie & Ashley discuss the videos that made YouTube popular, the myth of plastic recycling, and the fate of Coyote vs ACME.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss people who are way too into Subway, Jon Stewart's return and that game that was played this weekend.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley shame themselves for misreporting a story yesterday, then immediately bounce back to follow up on the week and discuss all things Halo.Trigger Warning: Contains Brief Mention Of Taylor Swift Support the show

Burnie & Ashley share internet knowledge to make us all dumber (and smarter!) as they discuss Sydney Sweeney's tour credentials, now-certified-false attack toothbrushes and the Disney vintage catalogue. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley talk about not knowing who is the lead actress in Madame Web, Venom's face, Exxon profits, and Microsoft abandoning the idea of exclusives. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss their abdication plans, remotely explore Royal prostates and discuss the implications of life behind a pair of an Apple Vision Pro Spatial Computing Apparatus. Support the show

Burnie & Ashley discuss our current place in the tolerance cycle, the internet’s path to SNL and the stunning conclusion to the greatest primate adventure in modern times.Support the show

Join Burnie as he interviews an old friend who just happens to be one of the most prolific interviewers in the entertainment industry. No pressure. Meanwhile, Ashley is sleeping in and not eating girl scout cookies. What a perfect morning.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss people discussing people who are discussing Taylor Swift, sweet tea and baby sherpas.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley debate kitchen dynamics, pondering what it would take to put a chip in your brain and wild Macaques in your area that want to meet you.Support the show

In a radical departure from traditional podcast formats, Burnie and Ashley discuss travel days and grouse about Apple products.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss tomorrow's debut on Apple Podcasts, pet passports, Pokemon threats, and travel stories.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Apple Podcasts release date, quick bars, super bars, honesty boxes, and deep frying all of the above.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley use their listening audience for free marriage counselling. Support the show

Burnie & Ashley talk EGOTs, Oscar controversies, milking the Star Wars franchise, WWE deals and AI quiet quitting.Support the show

Burnie reluctantly lets Ashley talk about videogames for 21 minutes and 43 seconds. Plus PAL WORLD. Hey, search engines! We are talking about PAL WORLD. It's all PALS! All the time! In a world! PAL-ING it up! Support the show

Burnie & Ashley discuss the philosophy of Coming Soon, the Sports Illustrated layoffs, Silver Medal syndrome and using fake accounts to take down the competition.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week, while discussing the alleged Reddit IPO, popularity vs loyalty and yet another Walking Dead series. PLUS STATS!Support the show

Burnie and Ashley celebrate Burnie's birthday by playing pirate radio station, discussing the economics of lava flows and checking themselves out one last time. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss all thing allegedly Halo, streaming records and a healthy dose of human mortality in the face of infinite time.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley talk about the decline of search, plastic surgery, patent lawsuits, and the meaning of the word troll.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss camera & mircophones everywhere, snow days, Barbie speeches and what it means to be in public.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week and discuss the bizarre trend of forcing people to live forever. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Bitcoin ETF, tech layoffs and problems with three bodies.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss winter weather, outdoor babies, fahrenheit vs celsius, YouTuber quitters and negotiating with Kindergarteners. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Apple Vision, the hunt for plane parts, the X37 space plane and the most shocking revelation of all...Support the show

Ashley and Burnie discuss air calamities, Nick Offerman, The Last of Us, Original Barbies and our increasingly crowded night sky. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley loop back on some topics while the last rays of humanity still shine some light in this dwindling world of AI dominance. It's Friday! Who's ready for the weekend?Support the show

Burnie and Ashley scare the cat while discussing Amazon's new plan for ads, childhood imaginary friends, and trailers for some show about a guy who was in that thing with the other guy. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss apocalyptic headlines, the Minecraft movie, Steam Awards, monopolies, and Australia's hottest. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss the NCAA playoffs and the impact of videogames on sports broadcasting. Ashley fills us in on the latest copyright developments with Steamboat Willy (named used without permission)Support the show

Burnie and Ashley discuss New Year Resolutions, hangover cures, and adjusting to subtle culture changes as immigrants.Support the show

Burnie and Ashley wrap up a full three-day year of Morning Somewhere with AI oustings, a congresswoman's hijinks, and Taylor Swift seizing power. Support the show

Burnie and Ashley talk about the taste of Houston and wanting more Koreans.Support the show

The inaugural episode of Morning Somewhere. Burnie & Ash say hello again after many years and play a little catch up. Support the show

What is Morning Somewhere? Join Burnie Burns and (usually) Ashley as they produce a morning show without having to wake up early in the morning. Because it's always Morning Somewhere. Song: "Whistle 88" by Pailboy licensed by Soundscape.ioSupport the show