Originally Aired January 16, 2025: Occupations that attract the weirdest people. Twerk before work. Everything you've ever wanted to know about robo-plows.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 15, 2025: Regerts. Your dildo is stealing your identity. Everything you've ever wanted to know about robo-penises.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 14, 2025: Entertainer C Willi Myles and KARE 11's Janel Klein. Things listeners are unreasonably good at. Everything you've ever wanted to know about imaginary relationships.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 13, 2025: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Sober surfing. Everything you've ever wanted to know about French kissing Brad Ruiter.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 10, 2025: Minnesota Vikings Pro Bowl long-snapper Andrew DePaola. Canadian Idiots. Everything you've ever wanted to know about telephobia.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 9, 2025: Dr. Andrea answers pet questions. A dog with no eyes. Everything you've ever wanted to know about earning your penis.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 8, 2025: Minnesota Wild's Marcus Foligno. Do you carry backup underwear? Everything you've ever wanted to know about pube stencils.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 7, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Being judged for your job. Everything you've ever wanted to know about marrying your son's ex-fiancee.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 6, 2025: Moped Slap! Divorce Day. Everything you've ever wanted to know about extreme conflict avoidance. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 3, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 2, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 31, 2024: State Troopers Gordan Shank and Mike Lee. The Tom Brady of stealing packages. Everything you've ever wanted to know about death by Bigfoot!  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 30, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers brother and sisterhood health questions. Top Minnesota stories of 2024. Everything you've ever wanted to know about dropping an onion.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 27, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 26, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 24, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 23, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 20, 2024: Minnesota Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaola. The Gramchowder. Everything you wanted to know about the beefcakes and housewives.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 19, 2024: Veterinarian Dr. Andrea answers pet questions. Braking boners. Everything you've ever wanted to know about arresting Deez-Nuts! Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 18, 2024: Minnesota Wild's Marcus Foligno. Christmas traditions that can go eff themselves away. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the non-Spanish speaking Spanish Scrabble champion.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 17, 2024: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Entertainer C Willi Myles. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the neighborator.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 16, 2024: Human washing machine. The worst basketball team under god. Everything you've ever wanted to know about professional pillow fighting.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 13, 2024: Another edition of Who Dis?! Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaola. Everything you've ever wanted to know about mosh pit diapers.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 12, 2024: Nude calendars for charity. What people bought as adults that they were denied as kids. Everything you've ever wanted to know about what temp to cook a human.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 11, 2024: An amazing baby-making story from a listener. A drunk Grinch. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Chokeslam bam, thank you, ma'am.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 10, 2024: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Strange car laws. Everything you've ever wanted to know about drinkable mayo.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 9, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Undercover sex wrestlers. Everything you've ever wanted to know about haunted wells.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 6, 2024: Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. KARE 11's Janel Klein returns in-studio. Everything you've ever wanted to know about werewolf syndrome.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 5, 2024: Veterinarian Dr. Andrea from Gehrman Animal Hospital. Heavy Metal Cats. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the moped glasses bandit. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 4, 2024: Hockey terms with Minnesota Wild's Marcus Foligno. A crappy car dealer. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the difference between turkey trots and footraces. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 3, 2024: Whizzinator versus double-ender. Cringe attacks versus secondhand cringing. Everything you've ever wanted to know about immculation incarceration inspection.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 2, 2024: There's a naked man in your house and he needs to use the bathroom, tanning bed turds, and everything you wanna know about peeing in the sauna.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 29, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 27, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 26, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 25, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 22, 2024: Toys-4-TaTas 2024. Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Everything you've ever wanted to know about an exotic snake brothel.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 21, 2024: Veterinarian Dr. Andrea answers pet questions. KFC for Christmas. Everything you've ever wanted to know about holiday family violence.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 20, 2024: Minnesota Wild's Marcus Foligno. GladiaDORKS! Everything you've ever wanted to know about the lily pad. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 19, 2024: The return of KARE 11's Janel Klein. Significant others wiener milage? Everything you've ever wanted to know about baked bean-flavored pop-tarts.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 18, 2024: How to win free concert tickets for a year! It's okay because it's New York. Everything you've ever wanted to know about testicular terror.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 15, 2024: Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Who Dis?!?! Everything you've ever wanted to know about the gum wall.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 14, 2024: Entertainer C Willi Myles. North Stars nostalgia. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the hotdog girl.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 13, 2024: Former Minnesota Wild star Zach Parise. Your mom really knows how to party. Everything you've ever wanted to know about pound for pound the finest morning show in town. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 12, 2024: Punching Aaron Rodgers in the face. Popular trends you may not care about. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the skillet.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 11, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Minivan made of mice. Everything you've ever wanted to know about center stall poopin'.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 8, 2024: Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. What makes a man a man? Everything you've ever wanted to know about Lamar Odom's sex doll.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 7, 2024: Dr. Andrea From Gehrman Animal Hospital. Josh is an A.I. rock god. Butt fireworks. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Minneapolis Bullfrog.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 6, 2024: Minnesota Wild's Marcus Foligno. It's raining naked men. Everything you've ever wanted to know about snicker dick.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 5, 2024: Entertainer C Willi Myles. Get lei'd? Everything you've ever wanted to know about machete versus nunchakus.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 4, 2024: No new friends. The word! Everything that you've ever wanted to know about fake parades.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 1, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired October 31, 2024: Minnesota Vikings Andrew DePaola. Trick or treating Iowegian style! Everything you've ever wanted to know about car seat costumes.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired October 30, 2024: Waking up from a 13-year coma. Keeping dirty sexual secrets. Everything you've ever wanted to know about peeing in the sink.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired October 29, 2024: Actors that got their start in horror films. Halloween haterade! Everything you've ever wanted to know about mundane Halloween.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired October 28, 2024: Toys-4-Tatas 2024 Announcement. Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your mom and Rick's Cabaret. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Naked and Afraid Haunted House edition. Grand theft golf cart. Everything you've ever wanted to know about "voyagers". Originally aired Friday, October 25, 2024. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired October 24, 2024: Dr. Andrea from Gehrman Animal Hospital. Skin tag snakes. Everything you've ever wanted to know about stealing from the lord.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired October 23, 2024: Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Minnesota Wild's Marcus Foligno. Everything you've ever wanted to know about office brawls. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired October 22, 2024: Living Dead Man. Could you pass the written driver's test? Everything you've ever wanted to know about hug time limits.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cockroach dinner. People pleaser? Everything you've ever wanted to know about sniffing panties. Originally aired Monday, October 21, 2024See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired October 18, 2024: Live from St. Croix Casino Turtle Lake.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired October 17, 2024: Minnesota Vikings Long Snapper Andrew DePaola. Small hills people die on? Everything you've ever wanted to know about Halloween carstumes.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired October 16, 2024: What career you'd avoid even for double pay. Is this the worst batch of NFL starting quarterbacks in history? Everything you've ever wanted to know about robot bartenders. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired October 15, 2024: Entertainer C Willi Myles. Jesse James Dupree from Jackyl. Everything you've ever wanted to know about drunk monkeys. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired October 14, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Banned albums. Everything you've ever wanted to know about talking vacuums.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Who Dis volume 7!!??! Everything you've ever wanted to know about your local sex spa. Originally aired Friday, October 11, 2024. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Veterinarian Dr. Andrea from Gehrman Animal Hospital. Raccoon takeover! Everything you've ever wanted to know about how high Godzilla's nutsack is. Originally aired Thursday, October 10, 2024.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired October 9, 2024: Minnesota Wild forward Marcus Foligno returns for the hockey season. Near-death experience from masturbation. Everything you've ever wanted to know about where that smell is coming from.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired October 8, 2024: People's first scary movies. Green bubble discrimination. Everything you've ever wanted to know about eating your spouse's ashes. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired October 7, 2024: Your mom's porn collection. Top Halloween costumes for 2024. Everything you've ever wanted to know about eating hair. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired October 4, 2024: Who Dis?!?!?! Lawyer Ryan Pacyga. Everything you've ever wanted to know about how much time you waste on your stupid cell phone!  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired October 3, 2024: Dare you to listen to this podcast! Sleazy sports fans. Everything you've ever wanted to know about bacon-flavored lube.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired October 2, 2024: That's going to taste like a carrot! Drunken python wrestling. Everything you've ever wanted to know about breastfeeding a chimpanzee.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired October 1, 2024: Minnesota Twins Dick Bremer. Remembering Pete Rose and Dikembe Mutombo. Everything you've ever wanted to know about rednecks with paychecks.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 30, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Topless lawn care. Everything you've ever wanted to know about double eff boy island.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 27, 2024: Who Dis! Troopers Captain Gordon Shank and Lieutenant Mike Lee. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the going rate of a newborn baby.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 26, 2024: 93x veterinarian Andrea from Gehrman Animal Hospital. Comedian C Willi Myles. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Nick and Wappel construction.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 25, 2024: The most unlucky bicycle seat in the world! Weiny roast! Everything you've ever wanted to know about road killin' it.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 24, 2024: Dick Bremer. Sharting vs. code brown. Everything you’ve ever wanted to know about sandblasting the bang boat.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 23, 2024: Two guys, one cup, one Sentra. Literal craps. Everything you've ever wanted to know about D3 lacrosse.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 20, 2024: Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaola. Dad Fights 169. Everything you've ever wanted to know about pee foam.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 19, 2024: Pet nups. What is a simp? Everything you've ever wanted to know about who the Detroit Tigers end their season against.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 18, 2024: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Things that are better while you're drunk. Everything you've ever wanted to know about airline underwear policy.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 17, 2024: Comedian C Willi Myles. Talking Twins with Dick Bremer. Everything you've ever wanted to know about who needs a license to ill. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 16, 2024: Musicians that can act. Dildo massacre. Everything you've ever wanted to know about deep frying faces.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 13, 2024: Interview with Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Veterinary Dr. Andrea Johnston. Everything you've ever wanted to know about suction cup dildos.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 12, 2024: KARE 11's Janel Klein and comedian C Willi Myles. A surprise appearance from Zach Parise. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the wedding destroyer.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 11, 2024: Oatmeal butt! The bubble pirate. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Philadelphia flasher.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 10, 2024.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 9, 2024: You've got male. Your favorite TV stars have seen you naked. Everything you've ever wanted to know about humping mascots.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 6, 2024: Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Dad Fights 168: Things That Threaten Your Penis. Everything you've ever wanted to know about cockroach throat. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 5, 2024: Comedian C Willi Myles. Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Everything you've ever wanted to know about this week's airplane nightmares.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 4, 2024: Prostitution versus dating. Online purchases and scams! Everything you've ever wanted to know about scorpions scrotum stings.    Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 3, 2024: Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about what's inside the red Solo cup.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired September 2, 2024.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 30, 2024: Our veterinary expert Dr. Andrea answers pet questions from listeners. From child star to panty sniffer. Everything you've ever wanted to know about horny dolphins.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 29, 2024: Janel Klein and C Willi Myles, a friendship broken? Who Dis!? Everything you've ever wanted to know about George Frideric Handel.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 28, 2024: Janel Klein is Minnesota's hottest bad girl. Crash course in brain surgery. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Automobile-related urinary adventures.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 27, 2024: Minnesota Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. You wanna smoke bruh!?! Everything you've ever wanted to know about why the Green Bay Packers suck.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 26, 2024: Disgusting college living conditions. Dana's rubber nipples. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the husband calling contest.    Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. The great pizza scam of 2024. Everything you've ever wanted to know about python bites to the nuts. Originally aired Friday, August 23, 2024.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cubby's greatest fear. Can your underwear get you pregnant? Everything you've ever wanted to know about the guy who's banging your mom. Originally aired Thursday, August 22, 2024. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 21, 2024: Effin' around and finding out. Meth burgers. Everything you've ever wanted to know about fur burgers.     Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 20, 2024: Minnesota Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. Comedian C. Willi Myles and KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about what's in your mouth.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 19, 2024: Surveying the wreckage of the massive concert weekend. BB Gun Bayonets. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the fall 93X booze cruise.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 16, 2024: Dr Andrea answers your pet questions. Too plump to pump. Everything you wanted to know about Library Girl.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 15, 2024: Dumb school rules. Why are you hitting yourself? Everything you ever wanted to know about Minnesota's most badass 8-year-old.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 14, 2024: TV workplaces you'd love to work at. What fun items were stolen from a sex shop? Everything you've ever wanted to know about chess poisonings.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 13, 2024 Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 12, 2024 Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 9, 2024 Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 8, 2024: The yearbook baby. The underwear of a serial killer. Everything you've ever wanted to know about ball stains on a car.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 7, 2024: Highspeed sandwich. Why Your Team Sucks: Minnesota Vikings Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about eating roadkill.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 6, 2024: Twins ambassador Dick Bremer! KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you want to know about dildo races.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 5, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. A win for tiny penises. Everything you've ever wanted to know about an actual dumpster fire.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 2, 2024: Veterinarian Dr. Andrea answers pet health questions. Which came first the chicken? the egg? OR THE MURDER! Everything you've ever wanted to know about wank in showers.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired August 1, 2024: Ashley's sex paddle. Scottish Corpse Shortage. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the ice cream man.    Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired July 31, 2024: New hobbies for people in their 40's. A drunken threesome car crash. Everything you've ever wanted to know about extreme ironing. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired July 30, 2024: Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. Popular body modifications. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the steak bandits.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired July 29, 2024: I want my 75 dollars! Prison justice. Everything you've ever wanted to know Urine Farmers.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Former NHL player Zach Parise. The world's longest dog fart. Everything you ever wanted to know about turd-throwing Canadiens. Originally aired Friday, July 26, 2024.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired July 25, 2024: Odds are you encountered a serial killer. Dirty sex secrets of the Olympics. Everything you've ever wanted to know about toilet theft.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired July 24, 2024: Angry construction workers. Expensive hobbies. Everything you've ever wanted to know about pooping in "the" blue sauna.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired July 23, 2024: Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. Famous people who tried to make it to the Olympics. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Cybertrucks. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired July 22, 2024: Dr. P answers health questions. Barfing lions and depressed bears, oh my! Everything you've ever wanted to know about Swing-A-Thon.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired July 19, 2024: Who Dis Part 2. Would you know Glen Powell if you were banging him? Everything you've ever wanted to know about private dick. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired July 18, 2024: Feeling Blu. College Football 25 slaps. Everything you've ever wanted to know about raviolios. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired July 17, 2024: HEAD! Drunks can be heroes too. Everything you've ever wanted to know about why your second marriage will fall.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired July 16, 2024: Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. Is using an emoji in a text a must? Everything you've ever wanted to know about bug bombs.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired July 15, 2024: The one person who ruins everything. Fictional TV dogs. Everything you ever wanted to know about skibidi! Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired July 12, 2024: Dad Fights 167: Retired Jerseys Edition. Pimp your mom's ride...penis modifications. Everything you've ever wanted to know about naked heroes. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired July 11, 2024: Ideas for newly single people. Strippers really do love you. Everything you want to know about Blow-zo the clown! Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired July 10, 2024: The London tree humper. Doggie dinger. Everything you've ever wanted to know about poop pop.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired July 9, 2024: Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you wanted to know about being swallowed alive by a massive python.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dr. P Jesus answers your health questions. Opening beer with an alligator mouth. Everything you've ever wanted to know about cheesing cars. Originally aired Monday, July 8, 2024. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired July 5, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired July 4, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired July 3, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired July 2, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired July 1, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired June 28, 2024: Special Guests Belinda Jensen and Julie Nelson. Hurting yourself while on vacation. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Brazilian herpes.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired June 27, 2024: Sucking tuna through a straw! Kissing crazy people. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your boss spying on you. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired June 26, 2024: Lying to children. Tossing Tarantulas. Everything you've ever wanted to know about naked road rage.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired June 25, 2024: Minnesota Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. A mime is a terrible thing to waste.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired June 24, 2024: Nick's filth rags. Summoning Bigfoot. Everything you ever wanted to know about having sex with a seat.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired June 21, 2024: Josh goes bottomless. You just made the list. Everything you've ever wanted to know about hawk tuah, spit on that thing! Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired June 20, 2024: WWE Legend Mick Foley. Bill Belichick's balls! Everything you've ever wanted to know about the split-finger and tongue gesture.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired June 19, 2024: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Unexpected items in your mouth. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Wappel's time in treatment.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired June 18, 2024: Hulk Hogan in-studio. Minnesota Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. Everything you've ever wanted to know about honey-flavored beatings.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired June 17, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. 24-hour McDonald's fantasy bet. Everything you've ever wanted to know about technology ruining your relationship.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired June 14, 2024: Things people keep telling you are great. Hulk Hogan has a new beer. Everything you've ever wanted to know about smuggling Spam.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired June 13, 2024: Breaking your penis the hard way. Birds trippin' on bugs. Everything you've ever wanted to know about homemade stink bombs. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired June 12, 2024: Friends with benefits. Dana's weird sex life. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a nice lentil soup.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired June 11, 2024: Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about hear-pees.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired June 10, 2024: Summer sucks. New guy in the corner sneezing his guts out. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the friend-zone.    Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired June 7, 2024: Things you've learned not to mess with. Giraffe vs. baby. Everything you've ever wanted to know about how much a baby weighs.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired June 6, 2024: A remote Amazon tribe finally gets porn! Pulling pranks as an identical twin. Everything you've ever wanted to know Randy Shaver in a Vegas jail cell.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired June 5, 2024: Comedian C. Willi Myles in-studio. The most anticipated movies of the summer. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a financial dominatrix.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired June 4, 2024: MN Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about 10-cent beer night.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired June 3, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Once you pop, you just can't stop. Everything you want to know about banging a dead dude's sex doll!  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired May 31, 2024 Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired May 30, 2024 Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired May 29, 2024 Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired May 28, 2024. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired May 27, 2024. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired May 24, 2024: Welcome to Virgin Island. Naz Weed. Everything you've ever wanted to know about eff off week!  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired May 23, 2024: Your mom's sex noises. Flame Swallowing-Mariachi band fracas. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Boozo The Slut.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired May 22, 2024: Take a pee-ny, Leave a pee-ny! Dryer dude. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Luka Dončić's hot mom.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired May 21, 2024: Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about mechanophilia.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired May 20, 2024: Dr. P answers health questions. F-U Denver! Everything you've ever wanted to know about the labia library.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired May 16, 2024: Wolves play-by-play man Michael Grady. Timberwolves superfan Catrell Maclin. Everything you wanted to know about Randy’s Sausages.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired May 16, 2024: How many years it would take to make Steph Curry's salary. Been caught stealin'. Everything you've ever wanted to know about pictures of your penis from 10 years ago....YOUR PENIS FROM 10 YEARS AGO!  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired May 15, 2024: Delivery drivers have seen some things. Positive facts about Minnesota for depressed Timberwolves fans. Everything you've ever wanted to know about gas nozzles up your butt.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired May 14, 2024: Twins Ambassador Dick Bremer, KARE 11's Janel Klein fights a 300-pound drunk guy for $50K? Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting piped bruh?!?  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired May 13, 2024: Pros and cons of butt-chugging. The Richard Petty of mail carriers. Everything you've ever wanted to know about camel jams.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dad Fights 166 'Colorado Sucks' edition. Most memorable TV moms. Everything you've ever wanted to know about YOUR MOM!!! Originally aired Friday, May 10, 2024. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How many boners you've had in your lifetime! I saw my friend's sisters panties at a sleepover when she left them on the floor. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sexomina! Originally aired Thursday, May 9, 2024. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

KARE 11's Janel Klein. Boys swim naked. Everything you've ever wanted to know about catching your parents masturbating. Originally aired Wednesday, May 8, 2024.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired May 7, 2024: Minnesota Twins Ambassador Dick Bremer. The best of Tom Brady's roast. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Plunger Man.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired May 6, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired May 3, 2024: Mystery celebrity guest! Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Everything you've ever wanted to know about armpit rice balls.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired May 2, 2024: Nude cruise 2025! Sex scenes in movies going down. Everything you've ever wanted to know about machete parties.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired May 1, 2024: Relationships last straws. Methheads need love too. Everything you've ever wanted to know about pity sex! Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 30, 2024: Minnesota Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about cheeseball man! Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 29, 2024: Beer bottle temple tragedy. What are you, rich or something? Everything you've ever wanted to know about the rally sausage.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 26, 2024: First kisses. Puss in a box! Everything you've ever wanted to know about flame-throwing robot dogs.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 25, 2024: Alligator attacks! Memories about North Stars commentator Al Shaver. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your hot mom.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 24, 2024: If you're horny and you know it, clap your glands. Adult proms for adults. Everything you've ever wanted to know about "salmon sperm is the new fountain of youth" being the new fountain of youth.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 23, 2024: Minnesota Twins Ambassador Dick Bremer. Going to prom with KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Josh leaving for NIL money!  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 22, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Teacher fight club. Everything you've ever wanted to know about blowing on hemorrhoids.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 19, 2024: Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. How to tell if someone's a closet stoner. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sushi sword fights.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 18, 2024: What cheaters would never cheat on? Weird things left behind in Ubers? Everything you've ever wanted to know about burning calories while larping.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 17, 2024: Horrible bosses. Robbing lost in translation. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Bill Nye the Octopi! Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 16, 2024: Minnesota Twins Ambassador Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sleeping "too hard." Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 15, 2024:  The future of whacking it is here! Great lengths people went through to get laid. Everything you've ever wanted to know about luxury vibrators.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 12, 2024: Criminal Defense Attorney Ryan Pacyga. Dad Fights 165: David Letterman Turns 77 Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about birds that sound like police cars.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 11, 2024: Your significant other is gross. Weak stream. Everything you've ever wanted to know about holy orgies. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 10, 2024: Last chat with Minnesota Wild forward Marcus Foligno for the season. Which celebrity actress can't poop alone? Everything you've ever wanted to know about Alex Rodriguez's dating history.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 9, 2024: Minnesota Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the great Chechnyan music ban.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 8, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Sun of a B!&(h!!! Everything you've ever wanted to know about Orel & Anal Hershiser.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 5, 2024: Signs your significant other is trying to kill you. Nick and his FRIGGIN wife's origin story. Everything you've ever wanted to know about toilet rats.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 4, 2024: Zach Parise. Creative dying wishes. Everything you've ever wanted to know about biblical beatdowns.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 3, 2024: Farewell to State Patrol Colonel Matt Langer. Getting blasted at a house party! Everything you've ever wanted to know about taking a toilet's virginity.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 2, 2024: Legendary Broadcaster Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about leashed cats.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 1, 2024:  Hollywood's greatest nude scenes. Divorce registries. Everything you've ever wanted to know about masturbating at a convenience store. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 29, 2024: Adult film star Jordan Maxx is leaving us for LA. Dad Fights 164: The State Trivia Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about an air dryer up your butt.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 28, 2024: Minnesota State Troopers Gordon Shank and Jill Frankfurth. Load versus load. Everything you've ever wanted to know about toilet theft. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 27, 2024: MN Wild forward Marcus Foligno. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about HAMS Spring Break 2025.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 26, 2024: Twins broadcast legend Dick Bremer. Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Everything you've ever wanted to know about skin sandals. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 25, 2024: Toupees are back in style. Weird Al college course. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the best recipes for human legs.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 22, 2024: The gambling police. Dad Fights 163: Sets Of Four Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Office Goggles.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 21, 2024: Life-changing discounts. You've gotta have a fall guy! Everything you've ever wanted to know about the new anal Fiesta.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 20, 2024: Comedian C Willi Myles and KARE 11's Janel Klein. Dudes smell bad. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the taco tug.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 19, 2024: Crippling fears. 11 rings and a penis. Everything you've ever wanted to know about porking in front of a chicken joint.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 18, 2024: Farmington Mayor Joshua Hoyt. Celebrity Worship Syndrome. Everything you've ever wanted to know about joggling.    Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 15, 2024: Dad Fights 162: Athletes of Irish Descent. Suggestions for Josh to turn heel turn. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Officer Turducken.    Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 14, 2024: Popular products that have dark origins. A Bounty(ful) robbery. Everything you've ever wanted to know about how Callery trees smell.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 13, 2024: Minnesota Wild forward Marcus Foligno. Unusual side gigs. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Minnesota Party colleges.    Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 12, 2024: KARE 11's Janel Klein in-studio. Throat leeches. Everything you've ever wanted to know about bacon tapeworms.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dr. P Jesus answers health questions from the Brotherhood. The best way to cook an extinct fish! Everything you've ever wanted to know about death spells. Originally aired Monday, March 11, 2024.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dad Fights 161 Octogenarian Edition. It's great to be a woman. Everything you've ever wanted to know about jousting on an ostrich. Originally aired Friday, March 8, 2024.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Randy Shaver has a major announcement! KARE 11's Janel Klein in-studio. What do you miss about high school? Everything you've ever wanted to know about cereal. Originally aired Thursday, March 7, 2024.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 6, 2024: Catching up with ESPN's Clay Matvick. Low stake conspiracy theories. Everything you've ever wanted to know about accidental vasectomies.    Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 5, 2024: Do you know how I know you're cool? Hobbies you love that your significant other hates. Everything you've ever wanted to know about do-it-yourself penis pocket.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 4, 2024: The best and worst do-it-yourself projects. Finding your dead grandma's dildos. Everything you've ever wanted to know about frozen human turds.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 1, 2024: British orgasms? Dog eats penis. Everything you've ever wanted to know about brolics.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired February 29, 2024: Your grandma is a stripper. Fond Farewell To a West Virginia Hooters. Everything you've ever wanted to know about penis fights. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired February 28, 2024: Minnesota Wild forward Marcus Foligno. Feeling lucky, punk? Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting stabbed in the penis. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired February 27, 2024: KARE 11 reporter Janel Klein, making money using your body, everything you've ever wanted to know about hormone-based sabotage.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired February 26, 2024: Dr P Jesus makes a house call and answers listener health questions. The Florida Games were a massive success. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your check for $78 million.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired February 23, 2024: Gym Stories. Dad Fights 159: Crazy Stats Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about almond-shaped nipples. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired February 22, 2024: Different occupations for dog lovers, the "beaning" trend, promotions gone wrong, caught masturbating at the computer and more. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired February 21, 2024: The material girl Janel Klein. Starving parasites are eating their way into your brain. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your daddy, your brother, your lover, and your little boy.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired February 20, 2024: Gross behavior that leads to breaking up with someone. Unconventional places to have sex. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Dartgate.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired February 19, 2024: Your parents are HAWT AF! Rage quitting your job. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a supercharged penis.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired February 16, 2024: Dad Fights 158: Forgotten NBA All-Stars. The founder of RentAHitman.com. Everything you've ever wanted to know about booger bone butts. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired February 15, 2024: Things married people miss about being single. Heavy metal lizard! Everything you've ever wanted to know about The Great California Bong Auction. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired February 14, 2024: Our Valentine, Minnesota Wild's Marcus Foligno. What kills the mood during sex? Everything you've ever wanted to know about hands-free doggy style.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired February 13, 2024: KARE 11's Janel Klein is back from the Super Bowl. Bad breakup stories. Everything you've ever wanted to know about blood-thirsty monkey gangs. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired February 12, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Barbershop revenge. Everything you've ever wanted to know about slutty teddy bears.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired February 9, 2024: Dad Fights 157- Big Events From 1999. Out-of-control high school house parties! Everything you've ever wanted to know about sex-related injuries.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired February 8, 2024: Rock acts that should perform at the Super Bowl. Deadly Chihuahua. Everything you've ever wanted to know about playing video games for 60 consecutive hours.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired February 7, 2024: Things you don't mind spending extra money on. German AI Brothels. Everything you've ever wanted to know about who's banging your girlfriend. The answer is...DEAN! Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired February 6, 2024: Comedian C Willi Myles in-studio. Insane jobs that used to exist. Everything you've ever wanted to know about rented sex toys.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired February 5, 2024: Keep the toaster on the counter or put it away?, Dos and Don'ts for men without shirts, getting caught masturbating at the computer.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired February 2, 2024: Minnesota Vikings Long-snapper Andrew DePaola from the Pro Bowl. Dad Fights 156: Sports & Money Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about winning a kid at the claw game.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired February 1, 2024: What people do when they're home alone. An adorable little girl swears in the bathroom at daycare. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Mr. Big at Fitzgerald Theater February 21st.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 31, 2024: Minnesota Wild forward Marcus Foligno. Listener's first boobs. Everything you've ever wanted to know about trauma dumping on Elmo.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 30, 2024: Comedian C Willi Myles. Dumb reasons to call an ambulance. Everything you've ever wanted to know about what happens in Wappel's dogpiles.     Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 29, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Bathroom dance parties. Everything you've ever wanted to know about rage twerking.    Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 26, 2024: Parent meltdowns at youth sports. Dad Fights 155: The Hall of Fame Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about divorce month.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 25, 2024: The Chicago rat hole. Mother-daughter pole dancing. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a goopy Valentine's Day.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 24, 2024: KARE 11's Janel Klein in-studio. Joe Mauer is now a first ballot Hall of Famer. Everything you've ever wanted to know about diarrhea dehydration.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 23, 2024: Backhanded compliments before and after sex. Uncle Chen, the chain-smoking Chinese marathon runner. Everything you've ever wanted to know about taking it up the bass.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 22, 2024: No regerts! Teachers we liked in school. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Orgasm Pope.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 19, 2024: Snorting caffeine. Joe Mauer and Joe Schmit talk about their children's book. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a dead hamster stripper.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 18, 2024: Workplace scandals. Nick's new favorite audio clip! Everything you've ever wanted to know about Poopenaut Street.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 17, 2024: Minnesota Wild Forward Marcus Foligno. Condoms served both hot and cold. Everything you've ever wanted to know about squirrel rage.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 16, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. A pothole brings a man back from the dead. Everything you've ever wanted to know about twenty pairs of soiled panties.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 12, 2024: Dad Fights 154: Michigan Sucks Edition. A crazy scam you won't believe! Everything you've ever wanted to know about weed workouts.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 11, 2024: Prison pregnancy. Shark Tanks success stories. Everything you've ever wanted to know about "melk."   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 10, 2024: KARE 11 reporter Janel Klein shares interesting live broadcasts. Just another dick in the wall. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the world's worst ninja.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 9, 2024: Sick days rule. Most anticipated movies of 2024. Everything you've ever wanted to know about period pain simulators.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 8, 2024: Words ruined by horny people. Swimming techniques for in-store swimming. Everything you've ever wanted to know about big box store penis candles.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 5, 2024: Two-time Vikings Pro Bowl long snapper Andrew DePaola. Dad Fights 153: Athletes Who Wore #24. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the world's grossest way to cure back pain.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 4, 2024: National Trivia Day. Tick bite symptom you might not have heard of. Everything you've ever wanted to know about video game kill screens.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 3, 2024: Minnesota Wild Alternate Captain Marcus Foligno. Worst drivers in America. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Jan-U-Hairy.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 2, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Ashley's New Year's resolution? Everything you've ever wanted to know about barbed urethra scraping. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired January 1, 2024: Putting sausages in mailboxes, turning down a Best Man invite, and unwritten rules.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 29, 2023: Best Football Movies of All-Time; The Best, Worst and Sexiest Mascots and more.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 28, 2023: Hiring only "non-stupid people", HAMS member always sleeps naked, pizza delivery driver steals cat, and more.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 27, 2023: Sex while skydiving, sex in space,  random true crime facts, woman licks everything she can find at a grocery store, and more. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 26, 2023: Destructive pets, man with eight wives, fighting over parking spaces and more. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 22, 2023: Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola and a special mystery guest! Dad Fights 152: Popular Toys Edition with KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Nick's Grandma's Clam Chowder Story!  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 21, 2023: Best fictional cops. When holidays take a turn for the worse. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the last things Janel Klein would be caught doing.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 20, 2023: Minnesota State Trooper Jill Frankfurth. Work is for suckers. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Peruvian aliens with jetpacks.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 19, 2023: Our high hopes for 2024! No honor among thieves. Everything you've ever wanted to know about The Mush Push!  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 18, 2023: Hungry like the wolf spider! Cruise ship catch of the day. Everything you've ever wanted to know about tongue trauma.    Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 15, 2023: Minnesota Vikings Pro Bowl long-snapper Andrew DePaola. Dad Fights 151- Italian-Americans in the NFL. Everything you've ever wanted to know about beeer gina (winter vagina).  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 14, 2023: Mattress actress Jordan Maxx. Banned from the beer hall. Everything you've ever wanted to know about gray sweatpants season. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 13, 2023: Minnesota Wild forward Marcus Foligno. Top Googled sexual fetishes by each state. Everything you've ever wanted to know about boffing energy drink popsicles.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 12, 2023: Comedy Legend Weird Al Yankovic. Stand up Comedian C. Willi Myles and KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting shot in the testicles.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 11, 2023: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Am I wiping my butt wrong? Everything you've ever wanted to know about a topless Christmas!   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 8, 2023: Pro Bowl Minnesota Vikings Long Snapper Andrew DePaola. Dad Fights 150: Famous Nude Scenes in Movies. Everything you've ever wanted to know about tipping gondolas in Italy.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 7, 2023: Funny gag gifts. Top 25 searches of 2023. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Dana's Christmas card.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 6, 2023: Girls from Rick's Cabaret. The fart heard round the NHL. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Toys-4-Tatas on Friday.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 5, 2023: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Radio used to really, really suck. Everything you've ever wanted to know about slap therapy.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 4, 2023: Stories of memorable co-workers good and bad. How a turd can establish dominance. Everything you wanted to know about Festivus.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired December 1, 2023: Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Adult film star Jordan Maxx. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the art of the lap dance.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 30, 2023: Horrible movie sequels. Poor excuses for cheating.  Everything you've ever wanted to know about pooping in a Pringles can.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 29, 2023: Minnesota Wild forward Marcus Foligno name-drops the one player in the NHL worth being suspended for. Little things that annoy people about their significant others. Everything you've ever wanted to know about beach masturbation.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 28, 2023: Wrestling legend Ric Flair in-studio. Taco Hell! Everything you've ever wanted to know about vintage fart jars from June of 1975. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 27, 2023: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. A woman who really loves her dildo. Everything you've ever wanted to know about eye syphilis.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 24, 2023: Caught masturbating at the computer, sticking a USB cord up the urethra, and the kind of deaths we're most afraid of.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 22, 2023: Places women refuse to go to on first dates, treasures garbagemen find in the trash, having fun at work.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 21, 2023: Secrets of the porn industry, HAMS speech impediments, snake bites man's penis, fights over parking spaces and more  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 20, 2023: How to bring up a micro penis, getting anxiety with phone batteries, brother/sister snuggle sessions, pickleball and more.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 17, 2023: Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaola. Dad Fights 149: Memorable Athlete Quotes Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about....Ah, who cares? It's eff-off day. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 16, 2023: Disappointing times having sex. Snobbiest cities in America. Everything you've ever wanted to know about cheating with a robot.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 15, 2023: First Boobs you saw in movies. Holiday X-Mas Party Gang Bang. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Neil The Seal.    Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 14, 2023: AEW's TBS Champion Kris Statlander. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about weird house rules.    Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 13, 2023: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. No soul patches allowed. Everything you've ever wanted to know about daycare fight club.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 10, 2023: Minnesota Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaola. Dad Fights 148: Leaf Blower Guy Tribute Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sweet hookups!    Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 9, 2023: Our first chat with Timberwolves Play-By-Play announcer Michael Grady. Adult film star Jordan Maxx. Everything you've ever wanted to know about cocaine sharks. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 8, 2023: Minnesota Wild forward Marcus Foligno. Saying goodbye to our longtime friend Gordon Shank. Everything you've ever wanted to know about how to get a couple of "bucks" out of a Silverado.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 7, 2023: Comedian C Willi Myles. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about waiting in crappy lines!  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 6, 2023: The Return of Gimp Man. The worst elementary school employee ever! Everything you've ever wanted to know about face tattoo removal.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 3, 2023: Minnesota Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaola. Dad Fights 147: Great Rookie QB Performances. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Foreplay...The official porno mag of prisons.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 2, 2023: Things you spend money on like you're rich. Did you celebrate in Locktober?  Everything you've ever wanted to know about smuggling dog semen.    Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired November 1, 2023: Secret Underground Sex Clubs. The worst smells in the world. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Wang.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired October 31, 2023: The Werewolf, the Broomstick Ride and Tracey Cox Supersex Silicone Vibrating Love Ring...it’s a Half-Assed Morning Show Halloween. Graphic Halloween displays. Everything you've ever wanted to know about popular lube flavors. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dr. P answers health questions. Wedding reception disasters. Everything you've ever wanted to know about pitted feet. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 30, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Dad Fights 146: The Women's Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about man/woman/miniature horse threeways. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 27, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Places no longer good enough for a first date. The last place you'd think to find your significant other. Everything you've ever wanted to know about ghost sex. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 26, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Minnesota Wild forward Marcus Foligno. LXIX...nice. Everything you've ever wanted to know about awkward glory hole interactions. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 25, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stupid corporate training. Parents picking out your significant other. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Dickipedia. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 24, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Loooooong grudges. Things you're better at than most people. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Brotherhood Border Bash. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 23, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Randy Shaver is a degenerate gambler and gives us more bets. Listeners give us their confessions. Everything you’ve ever wanted to know about Nick and Josh’s meet-and-greet hot tub party. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 20, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Minnesota Vikings Long Snapper Andrew DePaola. Greatest bar scenes in movie history. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Robert the possessed demon doll. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 19, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

KARE 11's Janel Klein. What disgusts some people, but others don't mind. Everything you've ever wanted to know about urban legends surrounding television and film. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 18, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Last talk with Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer for the season. Rules for bodily functions in a relationship. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Roo-Jujitsu. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 17, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dr. P answers health questions. Dumb nicknames athletes have given themselves. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sweater boobs. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 16, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Minnesota Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaola. Dad Fights 145: Athletes with Scorching Hot Women. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the unluckiest people in the world! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 13, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How to not get invited to a co-worker's Halloween party. Dumb Halloween costume ideas. Everything you've ever wanted to know about weird goalies. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 12, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Minnesota Wild's Alternate Captain Marcus Foligno. TV shows men watch that raise a red flag for women. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your neighbor's LOUD sex noises! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 11, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the walk of shame. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 10, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Best Halloween movies for spooky season. Creepiest urban legends. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the adventures of the stolen boobies. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 9, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Ashley laughs in the face of death. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the most hated bands. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 6, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Adult Film star Jordan Maxx in-studio. The Villages of Florida is the old folks sex capital of the world! Everything you've ever wanted to know about designer vaginas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 5, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Criminal defense attorney Ryan Pacyga. Yard work rules! Everything you've ever wanted to know about horny cops. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 4, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Playoff-bound Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about emo Jimmy Butler. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 3, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Brad Ruiter's leaf guy! Everything you've ever wanted to know about Nick's big announcement! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 2, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 29, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 28, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 27, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Minnesota Twins Play-by-Play man Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sack tapping. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 26, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Retired Minnesota Vikings Tight End Kyle Rudolph. Brutally honest obituary. Everything you've ever wanted to know about dildo traffic jams. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 25, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 22, 2023.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did Bill Murray die, or is it just his birthday? How to retrieve an Apple watch from an outhouse. Everything you've ever wanted to know about protectin' your noggin'! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 21, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Inappropriate songs for people of an inappropriate age. A baby named Meth. Everything you've ever wanted to know about masturbating away a hangover. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 20, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about working with shady people. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 19, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Playing a game we didn't know we were playing. Everything you've ever wanted to know about being a vegan. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 18, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dad Fights: 143 Craziest Sports Moments. Canada's busiest Mountie. Everything you've ever wanted to know about giving birth to a hand. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 15, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pornstar Jordan Maxx In-Studio. Animal fart fun facts. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sink urination etiquette. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 14, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When you were a kid, did you play spin the bottle? Man, being a dude is hard. Everything you've ever wanted to know about hot bedding. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 13, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

National Video Game Day. Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer! KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about uncomfortable situations. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 12, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's the most ridiculous local sports jersey you own? School reunions. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Porn 101. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 11, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

First chat this season with Vikings long snapper Andrew Depaola. Dad Fights 142 Vikings season openers edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about when you leave your toe in Vegas, it stays in Vegas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Friday, September 8, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

KARE 11's Janel Klein live in the studio. Teachers tell the stories of why they were sent to the office. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the TV drunks. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 7, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. A Brazilian farmer fights a Jaguar. Everything you've ever wanted to know about 30,000-foot diarrhea trails. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 6, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 5, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 4, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.