I will hate more. I will hate harder.Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster    Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Happy blackity black monthTickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster    Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Revisiting some classic letters and questions... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster    Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Let these straight n---as be gay, sis. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster    Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

No, he didn't...Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster    Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Blue Ivy's concert saved us...Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster    Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

We want to take a moment to say thank you. This year has been incredible, and it wouldn’t have been possible without you, our amazing listeners. Your support, feedback, and enthusiasm have been the driving force behind everything we do. Whether you’ve been here since day one or just joined us this year, we’re grateful to have you as part of our podcast family. We’re already gearing up for 2025, So stay tuned, and thank you for being on this journey with us.Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster    Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

oi, mate! Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

I thought it was a good idea..."trigger warning for talk on suicide at 53:00" Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

That's it. That's all. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Revisiting some classic letters and questions... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

A war for info... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Rest in peace, Ella Jenkins. 🤎 Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Fight me. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

...BY WHOM?!?!?! Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Please don't speak to me or my dog,,, Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

It's not your TIIIIIIMMMME.... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Roaches are the last damn straw... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

How to die alone... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Janet, that's the way hate goes... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Watching the VMAs with my old ass... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Building a bridge out of cash and money... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Deliver us from Lee-vil... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Journaling about bisexual girls… Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

It could all be so simple... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Spray-painting a Box Chevy... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

You b_tches can't even spell bronze...   Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

I got ants in my pants... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

It's just emotions taking us over... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Usagi, get off the damn floor... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Slur, if you don't get off my damn phone... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Down at the pawn shop... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Hating everyone at the airport again… Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

A shrug with pursed lips... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Start back at none, b!tch. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

I want everybody to shut up... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Taking a well-earned break from boy rap. Yucky. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Exhaustion caused by boy rap... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Welp, this is a Kendrick Lamar stan account. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Y'all alright? Because... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Driving past influencer mansions... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Wack beef and retweets… Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Cowboy Carter Commentary! Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Bad boys for life in prison... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

stompingluhpussyhos.... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

I have more than doubts! I look at the two of you, I see so many differences. He is 23. You are 44. He's white, you're Black. He is 23! You are 44! Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

You smoke crack, don't you? You smoke crack, don'tcha?! LOOK AT ME, BOY! DON'T YOU SMOKE CRACK?! You know what that does to you? Huh?! It kills your brain cells, son! It kills your brain cells! Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Somebody almost walked off with all my stuff. Not my poems or a dance I gave up in the street, but somebody almost walked off with all my stuff like a kleptomaniac, ha! Working hard and forgetting while stealing...this is MINE! This ain’t your stuff! Now, why don’t you put me back and let me hang out in my own self? Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Flipping our blessed hair through a truly Cécred week... ***Trigger Warning*** This episode contains references to self-harm; text 988 for support if you’re struggling.  Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

…and I, oop!  Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Thank you to all the fans for the love and supportSpecial thanks to MSG Entertainment and The Beacon Theatre.  Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

So then for my birthday party, which was an all girls pool party, I was like "Janis, I can't invite you because I think you're a lesbian." I mean, I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There could be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a lesbian! So then her mom called my mom and we started yelling at her. It was so ridiculous. And then she dropped out of school 'cause no one would talk to her. When she came back in the fall for highschool, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird and...now I guess she's on crack. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

My mother was a REAL WHORE! AND A JUNKIE! And she traded me...for ten dollars and a fix. There are many things in my life that I regret, including having you for a daughter, because that man was your father...but I WILL not apologize for the decisions I made. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

I have a man...who wants to love ME, but I won't let him because of YOU! I refuse to let you hold me back anymore! I'm gonna love hard. I'm gonna be a better mother. And yoooou don't win...because your hand-me-downs stop here! Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Three thousand books down, three thousand to go... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

New year, same n-ggas... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Thank you to all the listeners for all the love and support in 2023 Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Clearing out the mailbox Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Paying with points... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Wasting time on fingers... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Just hear us out... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Taking your man's sandwich order... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Getting fast food with felons... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Who tf cares...***Trigger Warning*** The top of this episode contains references to self-harm; text 988 for support if you’re struggling.  Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Cussing out step-mamas...  Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Praying for the kids and babies Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Move, move...move right into my life! Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Somehow heartbreak feels good in a place like this... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Confiscating Ken's Motorola Razr...  Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Fighting by the local In-N-Out... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Beyoncé and Blue stanning. That's it. That's all. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Being petty with pastries... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Feeeeeelings or whatever Steve Urkel said. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Waiting in line at Home Depot... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Recognizing a holiday Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster    Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Our shortest episode ever...sike.  Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Looking for the hoochie daddies... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Holding on to our Telfeezys... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Why is the episode so damn long? Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Might be going to hell... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Wishing you the best... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Getting a 3 for effort... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

What were we talking about? Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The girlies ate... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

***Content warning: This show discusses self harm. If you'd prefer not to hear that conversation, you might want to skip 10:00 to 25:00 in the episode.*** Deep shit and Disney movies… Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Laughing really hard at the very end... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Moisturizing our toes... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Counting up our food stamps... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Soaring to new petty heights... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Giving Siri the side-eye... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

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Will this year be a savior or a sequel? Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

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The one about Republican candles... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

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Blasting Teacup Tory's bite-sized ass outta here... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

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It's 4am and I can't think of a better title. Fight me. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

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Justice for Breonna Taylor though... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

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There is hope in soap... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

When all else fails, shut the fuck up... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

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Glamor and shade... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

If no one is around you, post the gift I gave you... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Don't talk about that one virus everybody is talking about... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Girl, I don't know. Who knows anything at this point? Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

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Who's that Pokémon? It's Toosie! Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

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Get this bunny off my lawn... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

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or whatever Normani said... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

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Eating fries and arguing in the drive-thru... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Take me to Mardi Gras... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

How 'bout you GTFO... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

7 Year Anniversary Show Live @ Apollo by Loud Speakers Network Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Lil Rel joins us to talk about The Photograph, in theaters this Valentine's Day. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

In a 90s kinda world... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Laughing, screaming, trying not to cry... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Court chases and car chases... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Give yourself a break... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Baby and Bugattis... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Best OF 2019 by Loud Speakers Network Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Tis the season to unpack your drama. Plus, Michael B. Jordan joins us to discuss his new movie, Just Mercy. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Leave him, sis... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Confusing TF outta Billy Dee Williams... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Waiting on Kaavia to give us word. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Queen & Slim Q&A. Spoilers throughout. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Mama needs her medicine and Daniel Kaluuya stops by to talk Queen & Slim. Potential Queen & Slim Spoilers 1:15:41 - 1:30:50 Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

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Nick Cannon made what? Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

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Not my Jesus... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Don't remember why I chose this name for the mailbag, but you'll figure it out... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Florida is still wet trash Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Having jail brunch with Felicity Huffman... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Petty pics from the past.... Support Champ's Tear Drops here! https://www.gofundme.com/f/1qlk90119c?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Perusing your man's hard drive... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Y'all and these letters... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

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Unpacking our minds... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Smoking on the balcony... You can support Shoppe Black by clicking here. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1576677152/shoppe-black Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

GARFIELD WAS SUPPOSED TO LOVE ME! Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Not the banana pudding! Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Dylan, Dylan...Dylan, Dylan and Dylan Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Hating your kids... *** Pose Spoilers 2:35-4:10 *** Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Fuck boy standards... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

YOU COULD'VE HAD A BAD BITCH! Black Mirror Spoiler 1:19:19 - 1:21:14 Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

There's no trolling OJ over here... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Boondocks, Bundles, Beyoncé... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

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Don't call me daddy! Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Ellises are back to fix our lives Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Keeping our inner thighs clean Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

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Spoilers everywhere (Avengers Endgame and GOT Spoilers 47:29 - 1:29:30) Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Puppies & Picnics Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Lots of reviews. Lots and lots. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Yee-muhfuckin-haw! Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

How the fuck dare you? Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Us spoilers and occasional sniffling... "Spoilers 11:30 - 30:10" Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

These letters... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Poor Uncle Jesse... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Celebrating King Gayle Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Solange is here to save February. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Get out of Blue's house.Get out of Blue's house. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Barbs, boycotts and backlash Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Stay gone, Demi. Sorry not sorry. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Here... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Crystal Gem stanning... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Would you like lies with that? Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Y'all are going to jail. PERIODT! Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Hot Topics Supercut by Loud Speakers Network Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Thank you for another great year! See y'all in 2019 Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Devale and Khadeen Ellis join us to talk about love, sex and parenting! Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Y'all lost Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

...and The Fantabulous Emancipation of One Cardi B. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Niggas doing questionable shit... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

You still chuckin' them peas, big face? Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Live @ WerkIt Festival 2018 by Loud Speakers Network Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Keeping our heads above water... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

long fucking sigh... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Get Megan Kelly the FUCK... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

XD joins us to talk about Solange, NYC rats, and bisexual baby daddies. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Putting Lana Del Rey's addy in Waze... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Court dates and apology songs... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Laughing with the UN... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Praying for everybody and everything Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Shoe fly...don't bother me. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

burning sneakers. brb. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Safaree gets the strap... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

...just sitting here eating our rice. No Student Deserves To Go Hungry https://www.gofundme.com/no-student-deserves-to-go-hungry Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Moo, bitch. Get out my hay. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Hennessy and random shit... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

What happens when late-night snacking goes wrong... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

When shade goes too far... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Faith Evans did what? Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Some bonus content this week. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

We go live in New Orleans for Essence Fest 2018. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

We just got a letter. We just got a letter. We just got a letter. Wonder who it’s from. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Where the bag at, nigga? Where the bag at? Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

We good on any MLK Blvd... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Oh, Oakland.... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Jokes and slurred language. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

BAPE sweaters ruin everything. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

We back bih... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Nice For What by Fenty. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The ladies of Dear White People stop by this week to help us with your messy college problems. Infinity War spoilers (28:56 - 39:56) Link to Chika https://twitter.com/oranicuhh/status/989550438038097921 Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Read live From Sony Hall 4/21/18 Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Bitch, you know why we're here... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

September...Spring Summer. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Miss Vanjie. Miss Vanjieee. Missssss....Vanjieee. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Which one of you dizzy ass burnouts put your teeth on Rumi's mama? Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Nor'easter shade. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Beyoncé is upon us...oh, and Jay Z too. Yay! Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

insert Tiffany Haddish's white dress Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

insert Fergie's national anthem Black Panther spoilers: 3:00 - 27:30 Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Read Live 5th Anniversary Show at The Apollo Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Turn this shit off and go watch Black Panther. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

You like Brazilian music? Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Destiny’s grandchild is unimpressed by your musical award ceremonies. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

We ain't boycotting Netflix, but we love y'all for real. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Are we sending Drake baby gifts or nah? Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Shutting your ass up is still free. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Tamar is having a horrible year already. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Some highlights from 2017 Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Rest in Heaven, Combat Jack. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Teach them well and let them lead the way. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Brother Reed. You have messed up my afro. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Blue Ivy voice Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Pass us a plate Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

I really just wanted to name this episode "Butt Lunch." Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Longest sigh ever. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

When the Basquiat skirt isn't enough.... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Dirty panties and bank drama Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

This episode is inspired by Jay-Z's spirit, Pac's soul and sonically Dre's ears. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Thanks to Chicago for a great time at our sold-out show this past weekend. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Tina Campbell luh Trump. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The audio (and Crissle’s cough) are both awful this week, but we dragged too many people to not release this. Our apologies. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Tyrese doesn't respond to Gmail ass booty chatter. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Baby rumors and Bobby Brown. (Correction: PewdiePie has 57 million followers on Youtube. Not sure where I got 11 million from. - Fury) Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

This week we're talking drag, ghosts and Insecure with superstar queen, Shea Couleé. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Promise rings and pussy sales. (Game of Thrones spoilers 8:00 - 14:25) Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

This episode is all about your dramatic ass letters that we love so much. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

long sigh Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Surround Brandy Norwood with your prayers. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Backpage and Beyoncé movies Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Fundamental reading with an icon. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Insecure talk with Queen Issa Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Strolling down the beautiful streets of B2K memory lane. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Blue Ivy might be the greatest rapper alive. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Grand High Nigga Gala took place this past weekend and it was a mess. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The twins are here!!! Bishop Curry's GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/endhotcardeaths Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Amber Rose unleashes her fur burger for Instagram. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Disclaimer: Crissle has another disgusting story. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Bad ideas and banana pudding. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Leave me alone. Go ahead. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

We don't care about Katy Perry. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

THE LIES! THE LIES! THE LIES! Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Poor choices all around. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Are Crissle and Fury a couple of high-yellow haters? Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Leave ethnic food alone! Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Shut your ass up, Tyrese. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Alicia Keys stars in "When Keeping It Deep Goes Wrong Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Strong black women snatch wigs. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

psych. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Beyoncé trolls us, Nicki still lost and Trump stays pissed. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

for colored girls who unfurl their tits when diss tracks are enuf... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Read Live! Four Year Anniversary in show NYC Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Dumb, lies and videotape.... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Adele took Beyoncé's things, but it's okay. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Read Live from Washington D.C. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

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Keke, Chrisette and more Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Chrisette Michele and Steve Harvey don't care about black people. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

break ups, make ups and water sports Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Mariah, J. Lo and Chris Brown's fists. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Best Moments Of 2016 by Loud Speakers Network Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Give Mary Her Things by Loud Speakers Network Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

UGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!! Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Kanye update, more unnecessary shade from Brandy and hat policies. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Bullshit and foolishness. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Reality TV drama and a real life Tyler Perry movie. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

... what? Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Lil Wayne, Taylor Swift and smelly cats. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Description Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Naomi Campbell is still scary and Mary J Blige's divorce is filled with hateration. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Lawsuits, breakups and bottoming... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Gross letters and ratchetry. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Kardashian pettiness, Black TV pettiness and more. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Game, Meek Mill and Sean Kingston's jewelry.  Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Side-chick books and people who should shut the hell up. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Pay Your Bills Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The VMAs, spit sex and lying ass white vultures. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Francine returns, Amber Rose recruits and Meek Mill refuses to move on. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Mess Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Frank Ocean, Martha Stewart and poor penis choices. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Who Knows? Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Read Live From London Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Pokémon and lying ass white women. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

You Won't Stop Our Blackness by Loud Speakers Network Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Beef, bleach and boosters. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The BET Awards were...pretty good. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Tinctures and terrible stories Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Read Live from San Francisco Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Formation hits NYC. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Gorillas in the pissed Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

sex, lies, and videotape. visit this week's sponsors to show your support for The Read: Go to GetBevel.com and use code 'freeread' at checkout to get the first month of your Bevel subscription FOR FREE! Check out Shudder.com and start watching the best horror available today. Use promo code 'read' to get a free month and get your screams on demand! Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Read Live! from Baltimore Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Killing time softly with no songs. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Step Niece Daughter Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

100% Pure Stanning Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

RIP Prince. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Apparently we can't shut up these days. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Kelly. Damn. Rowland Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Katt Williams, K. Michelle and Kehlani. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Oh, who knows? Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Ciara's ring, Chris Brown's new movie and Mariah's reality show Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

New Chris Brown drama, more boring nudes and flop on flop crime. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Oscar's are still white as hell and Nina Simone is still black as hell. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Despite the best efforts of both the flu and a shitty soundman at Manhattan's The New School, The Read is back this week. With both Crissle and Fury unable to get out of bed (let alone get to the studio) this week we're bringing you The Read's 3rd Anniversary Show. We love you guys and thanks for your support--especially Larry and Ellen, the couple that got engaged during listener questions (You read that right.....) Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Grammys were a lie. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

WHEW!!!! Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Attention whores everywhere. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

here. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Just stop talking. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Golden Globes, Teen Slob OG and Patti's cakes getting patty caked. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Brandy stanning, Jaden Smith's skirt and Future's future with Future. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

A look back at the best moments of 2015 Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

It's the holidays, so it's only right that The Friend Zone and The Read get together. Here's Part 2 of the mash up. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The sad story of Meek Mill's cold clear pee. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Bow Wow gives us a failed Language Arts lesson as we keep our good stuff covered. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Blue Ivy is booked. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Holiday shade with our sistren. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Patti Pies are making folks slap their mamas harder than Holly Holm. Plus, a history lesson for you young hoes. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Cognac and conversation with Mike and Tay of Dormtainment. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

TLC went to shade jail, Chris Brown put TMZ on blast and The Game set out that peen. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Bad tattoos, old boobs and gay porn Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Oprah, Drake, Beyoncé and butt play. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Raven Hyphen Sigh'Moan is still acting a damn fool. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Read live show from Seattle Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Read travels to London for our first European show. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

A brand new mailbag episode full of your letters from home. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Sheree done lost her damn mind... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Happy birthday, Beyoncé! We're back to discuss Nicki versus Miley, Fake President Kardashian and Paula Deen's Nae-Nae. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

louiepradagucci. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

It's a fuckboy frenzy. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Reality stars are still doing too much. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Drake hops on an owl and soars into the shade heavens as our new Supreme. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Aubrey for the win. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

A loud and bloody wig snatching hurricane. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Chris Brown, Brandy and Kylie Jenner's TVOne wig. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Mess. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

I'm sorry and I forgive you. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Karruby Rose, Diddy's pimp hand and Khia's vocals. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

I don't understand the question. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

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Eggs, Caitlyn, Grits! Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Chris Brown is a lost cause. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Beyoncé's new BFF feeds her cheeseburgers and "NahLaters." Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Kenya Moore's life twirls out and Blac Chyna's mama goes off! Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

MET dresses, rappers beefing, and Kylie Jenner's confession. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Ghetto BBQs, Bruce Jenner and Baltimore. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Waka Flocka runs for office. Sherri Sheppard runs from child support. Kylie Jenner runs her mouth. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Rihanna, Beyoncé and Madonna's new victim of the kissing curse. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Lots of celebrity reunions this week. Plus, Frank Ocean is back and Kylie Jenner wants to look like a gay plum. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Rome and Cam, of the hilarious Dormtainment, join the show to talk Tidal, Karrueche and gas money. Visit them at dormtainment.com and check out their Comedy Central web series, Six Guys One Car. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Jim Henson tears, ghostwriter tea, and ethnic TV. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Common is full of love...and a few other things. Plus, Karrueche finally gets help...for our entertainment. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

So many wigs to remove. So little time. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

The Read Live at The New School in NYC. We thank you all so much for your continued support through these two black ass years. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

We're just over here smelling like patchouli oil and weed. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

North West keeps it fucking real. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Estelle drops by to discuss her new album, True Romance. Plus, Grammy talk and a horrific update. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Assante and Dustin join us for our 100th episode! To celebrate, we dove into another mailbag of your business. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Happy Shonda Day! Now that the fake blizzard is over, let's talk about Nene's wretched wigs. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Apologies in advance. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Naya Rivera bathes once in a while and Kenya Moore is still crazy. Plus, Queen Jazmine Sullivan stops by to discuss her new album, Reality Show! Buy Reality Show on iTunes here: http://bit.ly/1C9wPvB Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

We're back to discuss Rick Ross's new tattoo, Nene Leakes' tears and plenty more. Tickets to Houston Live Show http://bit.ly/13BVT32 Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Here are a few highlights from The Read that you all voted as your favorites. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

It's a Christmas party with our dear friends. We can't really remember most of it, but it's surely full of yelling and nonsense. Happy holidays! Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

VH1's new reality show gets stomped in the yard. Plus, Bobby Shmurda is in the shmenitentiary. To fill out a short survey about The Read and win a free Bevel, go to http://www.thereadsurvey.com/ Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Our friend Aubrey has taken some unnecessary blows this week. Keep him in your prayers. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Halle's baby hair, Jill Scott's cape and more. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

We give thanks for Beyoncé, Grand Theft Auto, social media shade and more. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Pudding pops and poor choices… Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Nicki’s nazis and other N-words. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Another week of poor choices from the rich and the light skinned. Plus, Beyoncé presents a gift to Kid Fury and not you. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

If you don’t get your ass off that damn piano... Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Twerking isn’t feminism. It’s fun. So piss off, Annie Lennox. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Stevie J is pregnant, Tyga is leaving Young Money and Snoop is still high. To check out Bevel, visit GetBevel.com today. Use code THEREAD to get 20% off your first month Visit audiblepodcast.com/theread for a free 30-day trial Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

This week is a vortex of ratchet featuring Tyga’s lust, Raven-Symone’s weave and baby mama threesomes. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Dear Kim and Kanye, we at The Read would like to respectfully speak for North in saying…leave her the fuck out of it. All of it. Thanks. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Tyler Perry allegedly got a woman pregnant and Keyshia Cole is still mad. For your free trial of HuluPlus, got to huluplus.com/theread huluplus.com/theread. Go to nature box.com to get 50% OFF your first box with promo code THEREAD. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

This week we’re joined by actor/producer, Reagan Gomez, to discuss her new web series, women of color creating their own content and Waka Flocka’s weed. Check out Reagan’s original series, Almost Home here: http://bit.ly/1ssKQyt Make sure you support the upcoming series, Surviving The Dead, by donating here: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/surviving-the-dead For a free trial and 10% off, visit Squarespace.com and enter offer code FURY at checkout. A better web starts with your website. Go to audiblepodcast.com/theread for a free audiobook and trial and to let em know we sent you!! Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Is French Montana’s story arc coming to an end? Will Katy Perry and Taylor Swift be on Worldstar? All this and more… Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Snoop Dogg transforms into a light-skinned aunt and Cee-Lo doesn’t know what rape is. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Blue performed at MTV’s Beyoncé concert and Karrueche faced the wrath of the Beyhive. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

We don’t really remember. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

This week has been rough but we're here anyway. Danity Kane gives up again, Ciara leaves her Future, and we have a special word for the NAACP. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Beyoncé and Nicki Minaj released a monster remix. Kimberly Denise Jones is pissed. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread

Nicki Minaj’s ass and a Cheetah Girl’s past. That’s what this episode is made of. Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster  Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.comPatreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: shoptheread.com/IG: @thisistheread